Good luck with that. I guess you missed the part about the OP's bank account getting frozen. And I guess you like having all your bitcoin funds connected with your identity from day 1.
I don't understand why people think we can build a system that will ultimately replace the banks yet they continue rely on banks to fund it.
It is in the banks' best interest to resist this existential threat through any means at their disposal.
In the long run, we will all be operating in the cryptocurrency economy. Until then, the only reliable, non-reversible, private, and unstoppable method of exchange are local face to face exchanges.
and if you don't care about any of that.... do you really need bitcoin?
Cash deposit at my bank is my method of choice. Not sure if they allow that with EU banks, but i would definitely suggest it.