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July 14, 2011, 08:54:56 AM
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So, one day I found a spider hanging around the side of my window, so I had decided he would make a good pet. Smiley
Each time I found a bug roaming around my place, I capture it with my hands and throw it in the web.
I had been feeling my spider for a few months and boy did he grow!
When I first found him, he was long and skinny, and now he grew big and round LOL!

Just a few mins ago I found a centipede, very small wasn't even big.
I threw it in the web and just seconds later my pet spider went in to action.. .
The centipede's legs were breaking off one by one and all I thought was ouch!
It's a damn good thing they have many more! LOL

Then just about 30 seconds later, I rubbed my eyes because I thought things were looking blurry.
It looked like my spider was shrinking.. . only to realize the crippled centipede ate my pet spider!!
Right away I went to google and found out centipede finds spiders as very tasty meal.
I then realized I sent my pet spider on a suicide mission. =[

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July 14, 2011, 08:57:25 AM
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You are a horrible person.  Would it have been so hard to google Spider care when you first got him as a pet?!?

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July 14, 2011, 09:01:23 AM
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I know, I feel horrible!
When I first found him he always hid from me even when I was feeding him.
After a while he finally realized all I wanted to do was feed him.
He trusted me and never ran from me again, the next thing I know I fed him to the lions.
*cry*

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July 14, 2011, 12:28:03 PM
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Holy fuck, lesson learned.  It sucks a man had to die, but I mean, you've brought this information to the public and hopefully we can all learn from it (.. never be alone with MtRev)

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July 14, 2011, 02:09:30 PM
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Cry

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July 15, 2011, 03:58:20 PM
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Cry

Good one.

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