Russian Reversal

[steelhunter]

Let's play with this old meme! Bitcoin-related, of course  (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=russian%20reversal)
I'll start for example:

In Soviet Russia, bitcoin mines you!

[Cysioland]

In Soviet Russia, blocks find your computer.

[xtoro]

In Soviet Russia, blocks find your computer.

HAHAHAHAHA, classic Homer

[Vladimir]

In Soviet Russia, transactions secure miners.

[steelhunter]

don't stop the party! 
In Soviet Russia, wallet.dat secures YOU!

[xtoro]

In Soviet Russia, Mining Pools DDOS attack hacker punks!

[Vladimir]

In Soviet Russia, processing power is backed by Bitcoin.

[steelhunter]

In normal world, Bitcoin rapes fiat money!! 
In Soviet Russia, fiat currencies rape Bitcoin!

[Cysioland]

In Soviet Russia, hashes count GPU.

[Dargo]

In Soviet Russia, GPUs ask newbies, "is it still worth it for me to mine with you?"

[xtoro]

In Soviet Russia, Members charge fees to Mining Pools

[Vladimir]

In Soviet Russia, Bitcoin will break Quantum Computers.
In Soviet Russia, government will be shut down by Bitcoin.

[gusti]

In Soviet Russia, skeptics say Carlo Ponzi is a Bitcoin scheme.

[xtoro]

In Soviet Russia, government will be shut down by Bitcoin.

I see what you did there 

In Soviet Russia, Bitcoin denies Paypal!

In Soviet Russia, Graphics Cards cool down Box Fans.

In Soviet Russia, Bitcoin doesn't understand Newbies

In Soviet Russia, NVidia mines better than ATI

In Soviet Russia, Graphics Card overclocks You!

[ellipsis]

Let's play with this old meme! Bitcoin-related, of course  (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=russian%20reversal)

Up to and including definition #6?

[shr3k]

In Soviet Russia, mining rigs are sold next to boxes of cereal

[carbonc]

In Soviet Russia, Coin bit You!

[Coineer]

In Soviet Russia, Mt. Gox Trades You!

[Vladimir]

In Soviet Russia, Bitcoin digs INTPs.

[Exo]

In Soviet Russia, Scammers are Trustworthy.