What is the dumbest thing you have ever said in your life?

School.

Playing truth and dare during a break in an interschool competition.

Contestants - Abhishek, Prettiest girl in class, her friend, her second best friend, Idiot, Rogue, Backbencher 1 and 2.

Rogue - So it's your turn. Truth or Dare ?

Prettiest girl - Truth.

Backbencher 1 - Alright then. Tell us something. If you had to date one in this gang, who would it be ?

Backbencher 2 - Ahem ahem. Feels proud.

Prettiest girl - Abhishek.

Backbencher 2 - Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat???! No way!

Prettiest girl - How do you know ? I've always liked him.

Everybody turns towards Abhishek.

Abhishek - Umm.. thank-you.

Rogue - Dude, that's all ?

Abhishek - Oh wait. Here's a five-star. Take it.

Backbenchers, Rest of humanity, Aliens in Pandora, Microbes in Mars - *Mega Facepalm*

She's happily married now. Also has a kid. Still looks damn pretty.

Well, you all know about me. Reaping the benefits of that eternal Thank-you.