$3000 Loan

[Sothh]

Hey guys,

First let me start by saying I know there is nearly 0 chance of me getting this loan.  It does not hurt to ask, though, so here goes.

I am in desperate need of pull behind camper to live in so I can attend college in the Spring.  I lost my job several months back and had to move out of state with the inlaws.  I have tried my best, but have been unable to get a job since that time.

My parents own a small parcel of land and will allow me to move a camper onto it so I have a place to live while finishing my degree. (Only have two more classes.)

I am completely broke, accept for a few coin holdings.  I have less than $10 in the bank.  I have to order my sanity pills of the silk road because I can't afford a doctor.

$2-3k would make my life infinitely better.

How I would repay:

I qualify for student grants that would give me around $1000 in extra money.  I also can get on federal work study at my college and would get about $2000 for working for the total semester.  Thus I would have around $3000 to pay back around May of 2014.  I will also better in a much better position to get a job once I get my degree.  I also will get a part time job once I move back.  (Even if its fast food.)

I am willing to give ID, address, ect upon request.

If anyone is will to help out, or has a camper in the US they are not using, I would be very greatful.

If not, at least I tried.

[greyhawk]

First let me ask you a few questions.
- Are you physically fit?
- Do you have a recent health checkup/blood test/immunoassay?
- Do you have a means to travel and if yes in what range?
- On a scale from hideous to gorgeous how -eous are you?
- How comfortable are you with things sticking in or out of your bottoms?

[monbux]

No.  Collateral please, if you are broke, get a loan in person from someone.

[adamas]

- How comfortable are you with things sticking in or out of your bottoms?

Good one 

[marcovaldo]

Why don't you ask a bank?

[Sothh]

Why don't you ask a bank?

Because I don't have any credit.  Its not that I have bad credit, I just don't have credit period.

[KWH]

Why don't you ask a bank?

Because I don't have any credit.  Its not that I have bad credit, I just don't have credit period.

Exactly why you need to provide adequate collateral.

[Sothh]

Why don't you ask a bank?

Because I don't have any credit.  Its not that I have bad credit, I just don't have credit period.

Exactly why you need to provide adequate collateral.

I know.  I just don't own anything.  Seriously, the total of all my worldly possessions is worth less than $1000.

[greyhawk]

You own yourself.

Seriously. I can be your internet pimp. I'll send you encouraging or dismissive messages based on your performance and when someone tries to rip you off or injure you, I'll send them pictures of their houses.

[marcovaldo]

You can do 1.2 btc / month here:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=291387.0

[Damnsammit]

I sure hope you aren't trying to obtain an English degree.

[Sothh]

I sure hope you aren't trying to obtain an English degree.

No, computer networking.

[Damnsammit]

Good luck!  You are supposed to be broke in college, though, buddy.  Go buy a tent and use the public showers in the gym.  You'll be fine

[monbux]

Why don't you ask a bank?

Because I don't have any credit.  Its not that I have bad credit, I just don't have credit period.

Exactly why you need to provide adequate collateral.

I know.  I just don't own anything.  Seriously, the total of all my worldly possessions is worth less than $1000.

Then give 4 of those "worthy possessions".  See, it's fun to use your brain!

[Grim Death]

I have seen a lot of people say 'it doesn't hurt to ask' when they are coming on here to ask for loans. I disagree with this statement. If you are an honest person, I think it really does hurt to ask. You are putting yourself in a situation where on this site you will be known as 'that guy who asked for $3000'.

Also I would say that you should think of these requests like a credit application. If you get knocked back for this loan (which I would expect you will) it seriously damages any loan request you may have in the future.

[Subud!]

@OP, don't expect any help from here. Most of the lenders lurking here is loans sharks that only wants your interest and no feelings whatsoever. Why didn't you try loaning from your relatives or friends?

[KWH]

@OP, don't expect any help from here. Most of the lenders lurking here is loans sharks that only wants your interest and no feelings whatsoever. Why didn't you try loaning from your relatives or friends?

Are you another bitter loan requester that was shot down from lack of credibility, collateral or reputation? What do feelings have to do with loans? Need a hug do you? 

[Subud!]

@OP, don't expect any help from here. Most of the lenders lurking here is loans sharks that only wants your interest and no feelings whatsoever. Why didn't you try loaning from your relatives or friends?

Are you another bitter loan requester that was shot down from lack of credibility, collateral or reputation? What do feelings have to do with loans? Need a hug do you? 

Just a human that has some feelings. If you don't want to lend just ignore or say it nicely not making fun of it.

[KWH]

@OP, don't expect any help from here. Most of the lenders lurking here is loans sharks that only wants your interest and no feelings whatsoever. Why didn't you try loaning from your relatives or friends?

Are you another bitter loan requester that was shot down from lack of credibility, collateral or reputation? What do feelings have to do with loans? Need a hug do you? 

Just a human that has some feelings. If you don't want to lend just ignore or say it nicely not making fun of it.

If you don't like the posts, stop reading and posting.

[monbux]

@OP, don't expect any help from here. Most of the lenders lurking here is loans sharks that only wants your interest and no feelings whatsoever. Why didn't you try loaning from your relatives or friends?

That's right, us loaners are total robots    Especially mean to the newbies here ~