The job is to read MP's recent
The Progre. Add your reading as a link in a comment to that article - preferably in an open format, but anything goes really as long as it's playable. Best read received this month receives 1 Bitcoin - make sure to include your BTC address in the same comment as the link.
Note that in recognition of women's dismal presence in tech as well as to underline the fact that women generally aren't welcome on the Internet,
only male voices will be considered. This goes irrespective of
clitsize - if you sound like a whiny pre-op transsexual we don't want you. Gimme some nice rich baritone or whatever.
Furthermore, accents are welcome, especially Yiddish or any version of comical French. Irish on the other hand is very overdone to death and No Longer Sexy
tm.
