Hi need 3.5 btc for preordered miner upgrades and purchase

[Odin50]

       Hello I need 3.5 btc for paying for one of my jalapeño from bfl preorders and to upgrade them with extra 2ghs.  As of today jalapeños have shipped up to 2/19/13 and my preorders are jalapeños dated 3/14/13. I don't have exact date for certain when I will receive and have running but from the looks of it the jalapeños are being shipped the quickest. I would be doing as much as the repay from what I mine, with extra interest for giving me enough time to payback with what I get from them.
         I have repaid many loans through sealswithclubs and also btcjam with this name. I am willing to pay a fairly high % interest as long as I can make first payment after first week of having them mining. I currently have 3 USB block eruptors running and might get more while I wait for my upcoming bfl miners.
         I can provide a fair amount of info if needed and will send payments weekly with both upgraded jalapeños running around the clock.
         My biggest paid loan is from btcjam where I got 7 btc at its peak and repaid early 2 of 3 payments. I do play poker but this loan will go to miners and if any btc left over then I will send back right away.
         I am will be checking back here often so if you have any interest in this feel free to reply or message me. This would greatly help me get into mining with my stable place of residence and electric covered.
       I look forward to hearing from any interested people.

Thanks.

[MRKLYE]

Gonna say it before someone else does:

You will not get a loan on a new account, without offering collateral.

[AndrewWilliams]

Collateral?

[Tomatocage]

I can do this loan. See sig.

[bitcoin44me]

You should provide some links from btcjam account, repayments, proof of the order, and so on.
And still, what will prove that you won't default the loan?

[naphto]

Gonna say it before someone else does:

You will not get a loan on a new account, without offering collateral.

He is not new (january 2013), but you are right for the other part

[monbux]

Gonna say it before someone else does:

You will not get a loan on a new account, without offering collateral.

Aw, you beat me to it! :p  Anyway, OP, no one will give you a single cent.

[Buffer Overflow]

You aren't gonna mine nothing with that Jalapeno. Too slow.