Bitcoin Humour/Jokes

[SonoCoin]

I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does.

How many miners does it take to change a light bulb?
A million - one to do it and the rest to verify he did it.

What’s the difference between Mt Gox and marriage?
There’s still hope of recovering some of your coins after Gox

Why are the Chinese dumping their Bitcoins this week?
Because they were Wong about Wright.

Boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
Dad: What? $8,554??? $8,854 is a lot of money! What do you need $8,682 for anyway?

*buys 0.0000000000001 bitcoin*
changes bio to:
Entrepreneur & cryptocurrency investor | Upcoming millionaire | Looking for real estate | Business inquiries: markbitcoin@gmail.com

Please share your own bitcoin humour!

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[Chikitita2004]

Boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
Dad: What? $8,554??? $8,854 is a lot of money! What do you need $8,682 for anyway?

*buys 0.0000000000001 bitcoin*
changes bio to:
Entrepreneur & cryptocurrency investor | Upcoming millionaire | Looking for real estate | Business inquiries: markbitcoin@gmail.com

Please share your own bitcoin humour!

Lol!  . I didnt get it at first by the way. I was thinking of the inconsistency of the figures and why, i forgot about the volatility of the price. Too fast to move up and down.

[Violet_Imps]

1) Why won’t the government embrace Bitcoin?

    They hate the idea of a ‘Proof Of Work’.

2) Why won’t the Icelandic government embrace Bitcoin?

    They don’t trust anything they can’t freeze.

 

[BlockpassIDN]

Boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
Dad: What? $8,554??? $8,854 is a lot of money! What do you need $8,682 for anyway?

This one made me snort out loud