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September 19, 2013, 02:54:44 AM
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 Grin

Now that i've displayed my sense of humor let me out of this newbie hell in a cell.
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September 19, 2013, 03:02:23 AM
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Grin

Now that i've displayed my sense of humor let me out of this newbie hell in a cell.

Have you got collateral?


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September 19, 2013, 03:29:34 AM
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Grin

Now that i've displayed my sense of humor let me out of this newbie hell in a cell.

Have you got collateral?

no please, hurry and send my coins. i don't have all day to do this so you gotta send fast! my bitcoin address is 1xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ok?
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September 19, 2013, 03:35:59 AM
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Alright. Sending 11000000.0BTC to address 1xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

Can you confirm you have received them when they arrive?


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September 19, 2013, 03:39:09 AM
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Alright. Sending 11000000.0BTC to address 1xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

Can you confirm you have received them when they arrive?

Received thanks! i'll phone you from my new mansion in beverly hills about when you can expect repayment. ill give you a hint: never.
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September 19, 2013, 03:43:27 AM
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So what the purpose of this post ? Want make a joke ?

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September 19, 2013, 03:46:51 AM
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Received thanks! i'll phone you from my new mansion in beverly hills about when you can expect repayment. ill give you a hint: never.
I hope the seller takes Bitcoin.  If you have to go through an exchange service, it really will be never.  Smiley

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September 19, 2013, 04:00:51 AM
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Sure whats ur address? Haha
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September 19, 2013, 04:06:24 AM
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You'd have to have pretty good collateral for a loan of that size  Wink
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September 19, 2013, 04:11:29 AM
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Hahaha the point of this post, was just to get him out of newbie... This is by far more interesting than a newbie just saying "hello". Anyways welcome and enjoy your stay!

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September 20, 2013, 10:04:02 PM
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Hahaha the point of this post, was just to get him out of newbie... This is by far more interesting than a newbie just saying "hello". Anyways welcome and enjoy your stay!

I agree, most of the "hello" posts and "get out of newbie jail" posts are deadly dull.

The funny thing is, to me, is how big a liability 11 million bitcoins would /almost/ be. Don't get me wrong, I'd love to try, but what the hell, or rather how the hell could you most logically profit from 11 million bitcoins? To really profit, in this world of "fiat" currency, you'd want to simply trade most of the coin in for "money". Other types of money. It'd be like a five hundred pound diamond, you'd have to chip off little chunks of it, and nickel & dime your way to riches. If you could do that before somebody stole it from you. Can you say "paper wallet"? Can you imagine the nerve it would take to delete a wallet.dat file with 11 million bitcoins in it after you printed it out? (All I know is how Armory does it.) Not that a reasonable person would store them all in one chunk. Anyway, the logistics of managing even a million coins would be pretty time consuming. But, of course, ultimately profitable. Let me try, somebody.

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September 20, 2013, 10:52:10 PM
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Re: 11 million Bitcoin Loan Requested.
+1 Give him 1 million and give me the rest.  Grin

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September 20, 2013, 11:42:50 PM
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Okay let me type that into my magic bitcoin machine
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September 21, 2013, 02:43:12 AM
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You waste 2 mins from my life Sad
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September 21, 2013, 02:44:13 AM
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You waste 2 mins from my life Sad

Really Huh I think this was better than wasting a few seconds saying "hello" to some random newbie!

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September 21, 2013, 06:39:33 AM
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Well I own about 1 bitcoin so i don't think I can help you.
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September 21, 2013, 08:19:03 AM
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You waste 2 mins from my life Sad

Did it really take you 2 minutes to read that sentence... If so, you need help.
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September 21, 2013, 08:42:53 AM
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You waste 2 mins from my life Sad

Man, when your time is soo important, just ignore the Newbie section then  Smiley
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September 21, 2013, 10:45:33 AM
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You waste 2 mins from my life Sad

and you returned the favor with the post. 6 minutes actually, since i have to wait that long to post again.
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September 22, 2013, 02:58:05 AM
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Let me check under my couch cushions, i tend to drop millions there Tongue
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