[ANN][ROO][ICO][POW][POS][MNS][PROOF OF KANGAROOS][ATOMIC HOPS]KANGAROO COIN

[ezeminer]

Introducing Kangaroo Coin
Kangaroo coin is meant to combat the overpopulation of the kangroo pest in Australia.

Kangaroo coin will be used to help fund our patented Kangroo Control Team (KCT) to help defend Australians from the terrors of kangaroos which cause roughly two deaths a year. source

Kangaroo Coin Uses
This coin will totally protect you from kangaroos anywhere you go.

Features:
Proof of pouch - if you have a pouch, you have a coin
Proof of kangaroos - probably some kangaroos
Atomic hops - changes your coins in a hop
Jumping joey airdrops - random kangaroo punches to the face with free coins

Less interesting features:
Masternodes
Proof of work
Proof of stake
ICO-enabled
Premined
PROOF OF CHEESE - NEW FEATURE THAT WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT'LL DO

Coin Details
Ticker: ROO
Algorithm: Top secret kangaroo algorithms (aka "kg2X" algo)
It is completely CPU and GPU resistant... so anyone can mine... even without a computer!
Block Time: a couple of units of time
Block Maturity for mined blocks: A couple of blocks
Total Coins: Enough to protect you from kangaroos

Reward distribution POW
First 10,000 Blocks: A lot (for the ICO)
Next 100,000 Blocks: A little less
Next 100,000 Blocks: A little less
Next 100,000 Blocks: A bit less
Next 100,000 Blocks: A lot less
Next 100,000 Blocks: Very Little
Next 100,000 Blocks: Why are you still mining?

Reward distribution POS/MN/Proof of Kangaroo
First 10,000 Blocks: A lot (for the ICO)
Next 100,000 Blocks: A little more
Next 100,000 Blocks: A little more
Next 100,000 Blocks: A bit more
Next 100,000 Blocks: A lot more
Next 100,000 Blocks: Tons more
Next 100,000 Blocks: Why aren't you staking?

Difficulty Adjust Time
Every time a kangaroo punches a guy

Roadmap
Q2 2018 - Announcement
Q7 2020 - Proof of Cheese implementation
Q3 2042 - Kangaroo Time

ICO Pricing
Payments can be made in BTC, ETH or LTC.

Pricing:
Travel Tokens get you 10x more than the rest of these offers!
1 BTC for a chance for A LOT OF ROO
1 ETH for a chance for a decent amount of ROO
1 LTC for a chance for a little bit of ROO


Just send money blindly to these addresses!

BTC: 12ux9hfpVKykpbFKEBZzTKuieVhzQFUL7z

ETH: 0x293f051ba396d0759a36a182c8638d581ac0c53a

LTC: LYkz4ef4xqvWk9dHhZ5z1UbuUq16MpTF4N




Reserved Translations:
Kangaroo: GaryH
Koala: momopeach
monkey eating eagle: danjonbit
mantis: minerjones


Signature Campaign

Don't forget to wear our new signature for the sig campaign.
We are paying out 10x Travel Tokens for every post

Code:

[size=12pt][b][color=maroon]Got a problem with wild kangaroos? [/color] [url=https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3021100][glow=black,2,300][color=limegreen]RooCoin ICO[/color][/glow][/url] can help!! Accepting [glow=black,2,300][color=orange]Travel Token[/color][/glow] for Pre-ICO 10x Bonus. [/b][/size]

Disclaimer: This is meant to be a joke for people, any funds sent will be considered a donation.
Please use common sense, and be cautious with ICOs. This was meant to humor the community, and provide warning to people. There have been many scam attempts and are increasing. As a community people have been trying to warn others, but people still fall for likely coin scams. Hope you get a chuckle out of this.

[Max Lee]

Please explain how it works 

[GaryH]

Reserved    Also reserve Kangaroo translation.

[HodlBro]

Please explain how it works 

Find a Kangaroo!!! And ask him! Trust me!

[pocketart]

lmao.
I'm afraid the disclaimer isn't big enough for some people

[ezeminer]

Please explain how it works  

You must first trust the kangaroo to be the kangaroo

[steveouttrim]

https://crypto-to-lambo.com/img/whenlambo.jpg

[momopeach]

Koala translation reserved! 

[StoneSoup]

Please explain how it works 

Just send me money, pm me for btc address lol

[danjonbit]

monkey eating eagle reserved for transalation!
please pick me,
Im used to its language, Im good and can do better than anyone!
run
meowk! cheers!

[StoneSoup]

https://crypto-to-lambo.com/img/whenlambo.jpg

But how do you fit the bull bars on that thing?

[khanhnv6]

Algo?

[ezeminer]

Algo?

Top secret kangaroo algorithm

[wheelz1200]

Dibs on first physical coin for this.  Think my first go around should be a 1 kilo sold gold bar.  Will limit the mintage to 1,000 bars.  

[PeterP4rker]

Good Project, Full support ! 

[proletariat]

ALL IN

[kohanvn]

Look great. I trust the kangaroo and want to be the kangaroo.
Just want to know some more information about the project, any link to community? website and whitepaper.

[khanhnv6]

Algo?

Top secret kangaroo algorithm

thank you!

[ezeminer]

Look great. I trust the kangaroo and want to be the kangaroo.
Just want to know some more information about the project, any link to community? website and whitepaper.

It'll be up once we track down the kangaroo that stole it.

[Viriatu]

  this was a nice post to read after a hard nights work!