Noob-jail blues

[nobbynobbynoob]

Here you lie in newbie jail
More painful and worse than Twitter's fail whale
Browsing for hours and posting crap
Just to escape the noob-jail trap

Post a story, a Bitcointalk gem
Just so you can send a PM
Time to oil those trading wheels
To start some online shady deals
aka scams!

Bitcointalk rewards the gracious
From raw young noob to satoshi
Or even casascius
You don't have to manufacture "bitcoin" to be here
But play your part and you'll be one to revere

Post spam and junk, you'll burn and fail
And karma or moderators, take your pick
Will act more swiftly than goddamn quick
To zap you before you quit newbie jail

These are thoughts for those noob-jail blues
Don't let 'em step on your noob-jail shoes

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[yakuza699]

Nice sound a bit like poetry

[nobbynobbynoob]

Nice sound a bit like poetry

Haha, thanks, it's a way to kill time when sprawled out in bed of an early afternoon. If Bitcointalk was ever lacking anything, it's lousy poetry!