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September 27, 2013, 03:35:08 PM
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BTCHello enlightened ones -

I have been unsuccessfully attempting to use this site for 7 (SEVEN) months.  I am not computeriliterate to such a degree where this should be even remotely possible.  So, my questions are, weighted in order;

1. WHY THE F*** AM I SEARCHING TOO FAST?!
2. WHY THE F*** AM I LOGGING IN TOO FAST!?
3. WHY THE F*** AM I WAITING 45 SECONDS?!
3a.                       DRUMLOLL

(2bnylonvicfirth)RRLLRLlRLrLRrlLRlLRLLRR

5. WHY THE FUCK IS THE BEST, MOST INSIGHTFUL AND DEEPLY RICH BTC DISCUSSION BOARD SO WOEFULLY INACCESSIBLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?

PREDICKTION - This post will result in either temporary ban, with demonstrative message about misuse of newbtroduction post and or instapermaban. 

6. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE

And a cool, collected, Fuck You if this doesn't allow me access. 


Thanks!!

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September 27, 2013, 03:37:54 PM
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Can someone please use Google translate and tell me what this guy just posted?
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September 27, 2013, 03:38:48 PM
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That was funny

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September 27, 2013, 03:42:32 PM
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1. WHY THE F*** AM I SEARCHING TOO FAST?!
2. WHY THE F*** AM I LOGGING IN TOO FAST!?
3. WHY THE F*** AM I WAITING 45 SECONDS?!

If you don't know why you are doing this, maybe you should visit a doctor.

This is the Bitcoin forum, not a help forum for compulsive acts.

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September 27, 2013, 03:43:28 PM
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THE POLL EXISTS NOT TO OGLE BTCITCHES -

              IT'S THE WHISTLE
             YOU'RE BEN SAVAGE
            

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September 27, 2013, 03:47:04 PM
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I am not computeriliterate to such a degree where this should be even remotely possible.
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Your problem has nothing to do with "computer literacy" and everything to do with basic English literacy.

Step 1. Create an account.
Step 2. Create a post in the Newbie sub forum.
Step 3. Don't flood the forum with silly useless spam. Take some time to do some reading and thinking between your posts, keeping your activity to no more than 1 post every 5 minutes.
Step 4. After at least 16 posts and a bit more than 2 weeks, you'll have full access.
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September 27, 2013, 03:56:56 PM
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BTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTC
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I am not computeriliterate to such a degree where this should be even remotely possible.
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Your problem has nothing to do with "computer literacy" and everything to do with basic English literacy.

Step 1. Create an account.
Step 2. Create a post in the Newbie sub forum.
Step 3. Don't flood the forum with silly useless spam. Take some time to do some reading and thinking between your posts, keeping your activity to no more than 1 post every 5 minutes.
Step 4. After at least 16 posts and a bit more than 2 weeks, you'll have full access.

In earnest, I appreciate a concise and informative explanation of basic rights/privileges and the time table in which they are to be expected. Thank you.

In response to your egregious and obviously erroneous assessment of my ineptitude re: English literacy;
I have two questions for YOU.

1. I sense in your response an insinuation that I am spamming with useless posts, when a Herocock like yourself (or your superior XCocks) demand that I do, PRECISELY THAT IN ORDER TO EARN THE RIGHT -- TO THE FREE SHARING OF INFORMATION.  SO I FUCKING SHOVE AI, SHOWDOWN MIGHTY HEROCOCK BECAUSE ALL THIS FORUM IS - IS USELESS GODDAMN SPAM

2. How do I add -/+1's?

2a. DURRR

TO HARDLYQUINN OVEH EHER -

It is evident to me, that compostion is the very bedrock upon which all internet message boards are founded.  If I didn't not have the compostion to create less than transparent word conglomerates I would not be here.  If you did not have the compostion to say what you have in response (WITHOUT RIDING THE POLL, THUS HAR"DLY"QUINN - RIDE IT BTCITCH) you would not have contributed to this monumentally important, mandatory Boob Saibot Post.

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September 27, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
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my ineptitude re: English literacy;
I have two questions for YOU.

Followed by 1 question.  A perfect example of the aforementioned ineptitude.

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I FUCKING SHOVE AI,
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MIGHT HEROCOCK BECAUSE ALL THIS
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GODDAMN SPAM
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2a. DURRR

You don't appear to add much value to this community.  I thank you for providing me an early indication of the need to click your ignore button.  You've saved me from wasting a lot of time on your future useless posts.
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September 27, 2013, 04:04:03 PM
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Can someone please use Google translate and tell me what this guy just posted?
NOBODY GOOGLE TRANNIES MY REATRED WORDSPLAY

            NOBODY

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September 27, 2013, 04:37:05 PM
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I'd like to get whatever that dude is taking. Can someone link me to the appropriate seller on Silkroad? KTHX.
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September 27, 2013, 04:55:53 PM
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I'd like to get whatever that dude is taking. Can someone link me to the appropriate seller on Silkroad? KTHX.

BTCOBRIETY IS A BTC - USE STEVIA - GROW YOUR OWN AND EAT LOCAL - TRADE YOUR M3 FOR A SCHWINN FTWIN

TAKE A HIKE AND YOU'LL BE ON ME

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September 27, 2013, 04:57:57 PM
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Thanks.

I will bookmark this thread of awesome and use it as a reply when someone complains about the noob forum restrictions. 
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September 27, 2013, 05:23:57 PM
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Thanks.

I will bookmark this thread of awesome

IT BEGINS

GREAT, SCOTT!!--------------------->

WE'RE FRONT, GREENDOTMONEYPAKS ARE THE FUTURE!!!

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September 27, 2013, 05:29:30 PM
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Confusing all caps rant, why the fuck indeed?
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September 27, 2013, 05:41:41 PM
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There is a post called NEWBIE README. Have you read it?
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September 27, 2013, 05:46:31 PM
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Honestly, it frustrates me too. If it helps, you just need 10 more "activity" to get out of the 360 seconds limit: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=253190.msg2702160#msg2702160

Good luck. I'm getting there myself.

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September 27, 2013, 06:04:33 PM
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There is a post called NEWBIE README. Have you read it?

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September 27, 2013, 06:59:39 PM
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This is either a really good troll or a bandmember from Syndrome of a Down.
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September 27, 2013, 07:21:39 PM
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This is either a really good troll or a bandmember from Syndrome of a Down.

I once drank SURGE COLA BEFORE DRINKING AN ENTIRE 2 liter of SYOAD. 

This is no troll. This is tsifknits

see me at seals BTCTCtalkers

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CCUUURRRRSSE

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September 27, 2013, 08:45:21 PM
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My gripe with the forum is that edited posts don't show that they were edited nor the date of change.
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