pankkake (OP)
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September 27, 2013, 06:48:03 PM
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This forum serves no purpose besides slowly but surely robbing users of their coins.
Do not trust anyone, especially at the higher level.
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pedrog
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September 27, 2013, 06:59:33 PM |
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Haha, so true.
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Rannasha
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September 27, 2013, 06:59:50 PM |
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Amazing company!
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twentyseventy
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September 27, 2013, 07:10:35 PM |
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Long live Pankkake Savings & Trust
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canth
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September 27, 2013, 07:34:33 PM |
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PIF stands for the Pankkake Investment Fund.
In light of all the recent losses for investors, I am now offering a fund that is guaranteed not to lose its value.
It's pretty simple: you invest any amount in PIF, and you are guaranteed to get it back anytime, at 100% of its value. There are no dividends, but it's still a better investment than ASICs.
The past performance of PIF is stellar: by not investing in Labcon, Ice.Drool and InactiveMining, our investors still have 100% of their bitcoins.
Note: there is a 0.005 BTC management fee for withdrawals.
This investment is actually worse than any of those listed. There is zero potential upside as well as the risk of complete loss of funds via theft, fraud or negligence. I'll pass. |
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Bargraphics
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September 27, 2013, 07:42:05 PM |
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I invested a large amount with PIF! they then sent a notice that they were changing their name to ZIP! and apparently now I'm holding onto a bunch of ZIP!
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canth
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September 27, 2013, 07:42:44 PM |
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This investment is actually worse than any of those listed. There is zero potential upside as well as the risk of complete loss of funds via theft, fraud or negligence. I'll pass.
Actually, anyone with a brain could see that the risk was way too high for the slim rewards - i.e. very little to gain in case of total success; and the risks of complete loss of funds are there with the others too. (You understood that it's a joke, right?) Yeah, I was being sarcastic with my serious response. I got a laugh, btw. |
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twentyseventy
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September 27, 2013, 07:45:44 PM |
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PIF stands for the Pankkake Investment Fund.
In light of all the recent losses for investors, I am now offering a fund that is guaranteed not to lose its value.
It's pretty simple: you invest any amount in PIF, and you are guaranteed to get it back anytime, at 100% of its value. There are no dividends, but it's still a better investment than ASICs.
The past performance of PIF is stellar: by not investing in Labcon, Ice.Drool and InactiveMining, our investors still have 100% of their bitcoins.
Note: there is a 0.005 BTC management fee for withdrawals.
This investment is actually worse than any of those listed. There is zero potential upside as well as the risk of complete loss of funds via theft, fraud or negligence. I'll pass.  |
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ASICSRUS
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September 27, 2013, 11:22:48 PM |
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PIF stands for the Pankkake Investment Fund.
In light of all the recent losses for investors, I am now offering a fund that is guaranteed not to lose its value.
It's pretty simple: you invest any amount in PIF, and you are guaranteed to get it back anytime, at 100% of its value. There are no dividends, but it's still a better investment than ASICs.
The past performance of PIF is stellar: by not investing in Labcon, Ice.Drool and InactiveMining, our investors still have 100% of their bitcoins.
Note: there is a 0.005 BTC management fee for withdrawals.
ALL WE NEED YET ANOTHER P0NZI SCHEME??? LOL !  |
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millsdmb
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September 27, 2013, 11:36:05 PM |
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Who got dat nice pif?
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kakobrekla
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September 27, 2013, 11:39:36 PM |
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I'm sure this will sell above annual ROI.
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ASICSRUS
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September 28, 2013, 12:58:27 AM |
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ALL WE NEED YET ANOTHER P0NZI SCHEME??? LOL ! Hello Sir, All your funds are backed by 100% of their amount in bitcoins, and we have no dividends. That way, we can be sure to always pay back 100% of the investment. We at PEE (Pankkake Entertainment Enterprises) hope this new way of investing will please you. are you frontloading wit da PIPE fins?  ~*~PEE~*~TO THE MOOOOON!!!!! |
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Jumpy
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September 28, 2013, 03:15:42 AM |
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If you wish to entrust PIF investors' money in Y.A.P.S., let me know. I can guarantee triple returns on deposits over 300 BTC. |
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HeRetiK
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September 28, 2013, 10:59:13 AM |
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bittop100
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September 28, 2013, 12:01:55 PM |
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more information?
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tom.hashemi
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September 28, 2013, 12:07:52 PM |
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PIF stands for the Pankkake Investment Fund.
In light of all the recent losses for investors, I am now offering a fund that is guaranteed not to lose its value.
It's pretty simple: you invest any amount in PIF, and you are guaranteed to get it back anytime, at 100% of its value. There are no dividends, but it's still a better investment than ASICs.
The past performance of PIF is stellar: by not investing in Labcon, Ice.Drool and InactiveMining, our investors still have 100% of their bitcoins.
Note: there is a 0.005 BTC management fee for withdrawals.
The sad thing is that if you actually IPOd, there would be enough people trying to make money off a post-IPO bubble that you'd actually attract some investment into a fund that doesn't do anything. The wonders of the bitcoin world. |
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pedrog
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September 28, 2013, 02:18:20 PM |
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You may get competition in the future, I'm willing to reduce fees to 0.0041 BTC.
Plus, amazing company!
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🏰 TradeFortress 🏰
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September 28, 2013, 02:20:54 PM |
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Actually you can run a service like this, managed cold storage.
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tom.hashemi
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September 28, 2013, 02:33:41 PM |
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Maybe.  But you could actually think of it as a valuable service, like someone who would take over the finances of a gambling addict to prevent him from gambling more. That's called a pension. At least that's why I have one  |
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Kushedout
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September 28, 2013, 06:25:45 PM |
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I interested in offering a passthrough of this security on other exchanges.
My management fee will be 5%.
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MPOE-PR
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October 20, 2013, 03:29:00 PM |
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This investment is actually worse than any of those listed. There is zero potential upside as well as the risk of complete loss of funds via theft, fraud or negligence. I'll pass.
I suppose you're one of those that'd be better served by justdice investment. |
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HeRetiK
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November 05, 2013, 12:59:50 PM |
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I'd like to state that PIF also never touched ButtFondler, though it had more to do with its notorious bugs, security issues, abysmal customer service and fractional reserve passthroughs.
amazing company! |
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pedrog
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November 05, 2013, 02:39:46 PM |
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Still best performing security!
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November 18, 2013, 03:53:28 PM |
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Are there shares of PIF? I want not to buy them.
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November 18, 2013, 04:12:34 PM |
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One economy class ticket to the moon please.
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DrGregMulhauser
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November 18, 2013, 04:44:07 PM |
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Actually you can run a service like this, managed cold storage.
Quoted for irony. Golden. |
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December 10, 2013, 12:25:47 AM |
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You might want to take commision, otherwise you're working for free holding peoples bitcoins.
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December 10, 2013, 01:56:37 AM |
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nice one less risky vehicle ... by faaaar ! |
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December 11, 2013, 11:05:03 PM |
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Oh man I just can't let another offer like this go by. How many more shares are available? I'll take the rest even If I have to go into debt nothing will stop me from being the PIF king! |
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theGECK
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December 21, 2013, 01:31:52 PM |
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I wanted to invest but couldn't find the details in your post so I sent the coins to a random address. Now I don't know where my money is. Could you confirm the transaction and give me the details that I should have looked for in the first place but was too blinded by the ROI that was only slightly negative to actually seek?
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December 21, 2013, 05:44:40 PM |
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I wanted to invest but couldn't find the details in your post so I sent the coins to a random address. Now I don't know where my money is. Could you confirm the transaction and give me the details that I should have looked for in the first place but was too blinded by the ROI that was only slightly negative to actually seek?
If that was truly random address I could confirm your transaction, since all my addresses are random and funds must have ended here. If that is the case I can sell you back your PIF investment with a modest 1337% interest. |
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