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[pankkake]

This forum serves no purpose besides slowly but surely robbing users of their coins.
Do not trust anyone, especially at the higher level.
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[pedrog]

Haha, so true.

[Rannasha]

Amazing company!

[twentyseventy]

Long live Pankkake Savings & Trust

[canth]

PIF stands for the Pankkake Investment Fund.

In light of all the recent losses for investors, I am now offering a fund that is guaranteed not to lose its value.
It's pretty simple: you invest any amount in PIF, and you are guaranteed to get it back anytime, at 100% of its value. There are no dividends, but it's still a better investment than ASICs.

The past performance of PIF is stellar: by not investing in Labcon, Ice.Drool and InactiveMining, our investors still have 100% of their bitcoins.

Note: there is a 0.005 BTC management fee for withdrawals.

This investment is actually worse than any of those listed. There is zero potential upside as well as the risk of complete loss of funds via theft, fraud or negligence. I'll pass.

[Bargraphics]

I invested a large amount with PIF! they then sent a notice that they were changing their name to ZIP! and apparently now I'm holding onto a bunch of ZIP!

[canth]

This investment is actually worse than any of those listed. There is zero potential upside as well as the risk of complete loss of funds via theft, fraud or negligence. I'll pass.

Actually, anyone with a brain could see that the risk was way too high for the slim rewards - i.e. very little to gain in case of total success; and the risks of complete loss of funds are there with the others too.

(You understood that it's a joke, right?)

Yeah, I was being sarcastic with my serious response. I got a laugh, btw.

[twentyseventy]

PIF stands for the Pankkake Investment Fund.

In light of all the recent losses for investors, I am now offering a fund that is guaranteed not to lose its value.
It's pretty simple: you invest any amount in PIF, and you are guaranteed to get it back anytime, at 100% of its value. There are no dividends, but it's still a better investment than ASICs.

The past performance of PIF is stellar: by not investing in Labcon, Ice.Drool and InactiveMining, our investors still have 100% of their bitcoins.

Note: there is a 0.005 BTC management fee for withdrawals.

This investment is actually worse than any of those listed. There is zero potential upside as well as the risk of complete loss of funds via theft, fraud or negligence. I'll pass.

[ASICSRUS]

PIF stands for the Pankkake Investment Fund.

In light of all the recent losses for investors, I am now offering a fund that is guaranteed not to lose its value.
It's pretty simple: you invest any amount in PIF, and you are guaranteed to get it back anytime, at 100% of its value. There are no dividends, but it's still a better investment than ASICs.

The past performance of PIF is stellar: by not investing in Labcon, Ice.Drool and InactiveMining, our investors still have 100% of their bitcoins.

Note: there is a 0.005 BTC management fee for withdrawals.

ALL WE NEED YET ANOTHER P0NZI SCHEME??? LOL ! 

[millsdmb]

Who got dat nice pif?

[kakobrekla]

I'm sure this will sell above annual ROI.

[ASICSRUS]

ALL WE NEED YET ANOTHER P0NZI SCHEME??? LOL !  

Hello Sir,
All your funds are backed by 100% of their amount in bitcoins, and we have no dividends. That way, we can be sure to always pay back 100% of the investment.
We at PEE (Pankkake Entertainment Enterprises) hope this new way of investing will please you.

are you frontloading wit da PIPE fins?   ~*~PEE~*~TO THE MOOOOON!!!!!

[Jumpy]

If you wish to entrust PIF investors' money in Y.A.P.S., let me know. I can guarantee triple returns on deposits over 300 BTC. 

[HeRetiK]

NEEDS MORE SPREADSHEETS

[bittop100]

more information?

[tom.hashemi]

PIF stands for the Pankkake Investment Fund.

In light of all the recent losses for investors, I am now offering a fund that is guaranteed not to lose its value.
It's pretty simple: you invest any amount in PIF, and you are guaranteed to get it back anytime, at 100% of its value. There are no dividends, but it's still a better investment than ASICs.

The past performance of PIF is stellar: by not investing in Labcon, Ice.Drool and InactiveMining, our investors still have 100% of their bitcoins.

Note: there is a 0.005 BTC management fee for withdrawals.

The sad thing is that if you actually IPOd, there would be enough people trying to make money off a post-IPO bubble that you'd actually attract some investment into a fund that doesn't do anything.

The wonders of the bitcoin world.

[pedrog]

You may get competition in the future, I'm willing to reduce fees to 0.0041 BTC.

Plus, amazing company!

[🏰 TradeFortress 🏰]

Actually you can run a service like this, managed cold storage.

[tom.hashemi]

Maybe.

But you could actually think of it as a valuable service, like someone who would take over the finances of a gambling addict to prevent him from gambling more.

That's called a pension. At least that's why I have one

[Kushedout]

I interested in offering a passthrough of this security on other exchanges.

My management fee will be 5%.