Chaos Prediction Center - strange ad space (WARNING: challenging, fun > profit)

[uoyeparannog]

What is CPC
Chaos Prediction Center is inconspicuous but useful tool designed for gamblers - calculator that helps with counting odds, choosing best beting strategies for given conditions and avoiding shittly ones that looks good without exact math. Project is hosted on cheap server feed by (rare) donations that keeps it alive. Site is made in oldschool manner - no images, no fireworks, no javascript, no shit - just data. Users doesn't visit CPC to watch web design fashion trends but to use it.


Stats & Target

CPC isn't extremely popular - it will not be Your crown gem, like banner on just-dice. Weak side of ad on CPC is low traffic, strong one - very exact target: regular gamblers, mostly high rollers, who knows how to play.

Total calculations since opening (32 days ago): 12 995
Average calculations per day: 406
Regular users: around 376
Users daily: between 27 and 50.


Rules (or Marketing - The Hard Way)

1. No images, no flash, no JavaScript to track users and throw popups at their faces - as long as user doesn't click Your link,

2. Only text ads - each spot haves some additional rules.
3. There's no place for boring, soulless marketing. Lines like:

Code:

PennisDice.com | 150% house edge | instant deposits | lose Your moneys here | propably fair | we'll DDoS other dices with our dick | video verification for each bet

will be ignored and I'll return Your pennies.
(anyway line above isn't bad example - unless You'll use "real" data)


Alternative ad offer

If You have some non-dice Bitcoin game, let me know via PM - I can check it out, do some math, create calculator for it and put it on CPC - good for marketing, catching users bored with dice games and to help them to make sure that they'll lose savings of their lifes.


Spots - How To NOT Sell Ads, Like I Give A Shit

Spot: #1
Where: Front page, visible always.
Starting at / minimal step: 0.01 / 0.01
Additional rules: Line have to be amusing or at least strongly relaxed. If Your bet is 500000 and Your line is boring, bitcoins doesn't matter - in that case I'll ask others for better ideas. Best idea wins, even if it's worth 0.01.

Spot: #2
Where: Shown along with calculation results in case of high win chance (overall): above or equal to 80%.
Starting at / minimal step: 0.001 / 0.001
Additional rules: Same as for spot #1 - additionaly, remember to refer to high win chance.

Spot: #3
Where: Shown along with calculation results in case of very low win chance - the "Computer Says No" case.
Starting at / minimal step: No rules!
Additional rules: Same as for spot #1, but sense of humor matters even more.

Auction ends within 48 hours from now. Alternative ad offer is opened f0r3v3r.
Accepted payment method: Bitcoin only.
Buy it now price: 31.337 for all three spots (lololo).
Have fun!

[b!z]

Is this supposed to be a joke? If it is, it's not very funny.

[uoyeparannog]

Not sure, selling signature and spamming in "Newbies" section is funnier for me. (_{Your posts here aren't useless anyway and contains some content, so minimum or no offence at all here - maybe just some small barb})

Group of advertisers interested in mentioned target is to small in this niche to prove that topic contains maximum 20% of "joke", as banners, hi-traffic spots and inaccurate targeting is still #1 marketing tactics - easy and effective in most cases (especially in BTC world, for reasons I can describe if You don't know already), additionally in means of BTC community single thread in valid section of Bitcointalk is often enough, then all You have to do is "hardening" brand - via giveaways, banners, or by buying signatures - just like this one under Your post (useful for SEO too - PR4, good indexing, even good results). In such environment, my offer may look like joke and never meet interest, indeed - but trust me, I sold a lot of ads on smaller pages and on "funnier" rules on mainstream and bigger niches (for really "small" and "funny" ones mainly during "en masse hunting", when army of "assistants" buys everything possible to fill out excell form, but You know what I mean).
Anyway, feel free to describe why You marked it as "joke" ("not very funny" even) - via PM, or here, as You wish - I like to analyse way of thinking of other peoples, know their opinions, approach to some matters and such - and if You have some constructive criticism I would be particularly contented as it means that I can learn something new.

Regards.

PS. never judge a book by it's cover - reading is funnier.