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yonghaseo (OP)
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March 02, 2018, 12:57:24 AM
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Here are some cheesy pick up lines.

This is just for fun
  Cheesy


Did it hurt ?
When you fell down from heaven


Did you sit in a pile of sugar ?
Because you got a pretty sweet ass


There's a party in my pants tonight...
You're invited


Are you an orphanage?
Because i want to give you kids


I lost my number..
Can i get yours ?


Have you got mirror in your pants ?
I can see myself in it


Did you just fart ?
Because you just blew me away


Can i follow you home ?
Because my parents told me to follow my dreams


I was feeling a little bit off today but...
You definitely turned me on


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March 02, 2018, 01:54:18 AM
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How about?

I looked at your profile picture and it looked like you had something in your eyes, and then realized that if was just your sparkle.
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March 02, 2018, 02:55:03 AM
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how about, whats your favorite number? mine is your number
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March 02, 2018, 03:32:07 AM
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"hey baby u got a  nice a nice rack" . 

works every time  Grin
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March 31, 2018, 11:55:47 AM
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Me: " Do you believe in love at First Sight?"

Girl : No...

Me: Wait ( Then go back again to her)
        What about second sight??

Surely this will make her smile
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June 20, 2018, 10:25:55 AM
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nice shoes, wanna fuck?)
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