Pets for BTC?

[The 4ner]

Is anyone aware of any places that sell house pets for BTC?

[Anon135246]

I would love to buy a puppy using BTC

[b!z]

It really depends on what you consider a house pet. There is some mold (fungi?) growing on the stump of a tree that I cut down a few years back. It seems like it would make a good pet. How much are you offering?

I also have things like:

Stink Bugs.
Grass clippings.
Used motor oil.
Stink Bugs.
Bark.
Very small rocks.

I'm open to offers.

How much for the mold? It sounds like a good pet. Does it require a lot of care and attention?

[xsfgsdrwe]

It really depends on what you consider a house pet. There is some mold (fungi?) growing on the stump of a tree that I cut down a few years back. It seems like it would make a good pet. How much are you offering?

I also have things like:

Stink Bugs.
Grass clippings.
Used motor oil.
Stink Bugs.
Bark.
Very small rocks.

I'm open to offers.

How much for the mold? It sounds like a good pet. Does it require a lot of care and attention?

That's the best part, you just let it grow!

I can offer competitive prices for these pets.

[The 4ner]

It really depends on what you consider a house pet. There is some mold (fungi?) growing on the stump of a tree that I cut down a few years back. It seems like it would make a good pet. How much are you offering?

I also have things like:

Stink Bugs.
Grass clippings.
Used motor oil.
Stink Bugs.
Bark.
Very small rocks.

I'm open to offers.

Damn. That motor oil sounds tempting!