[For Sale]BAWLS Energy Drinks

[aksplace]

Yes. i can get them.

what kind of sale you got going on for bulk?

[demonmaestro]

How about a December Bump 

You should add this 
Cold Weather Alert: Due to the cold temperatures of the winter months, customers have been experiencing exploding Bawls. Demonmeastro is very concerned for the safety of their customers and do not wish for their Bawls to freeze. I recommend that if the ambient temperature of your area is at or below freezing, that you refrain from ordering carbonated caffeine beverages during this time. Customers who wish to place orders for these products may do so at their own risk. Neither Demonmeastro nor UPS/USPS/FedEx will replace, refund, or process any claims for injured Bawls or any other caffeine beverage during this time.

I am in VA, and I have had it happen 3 times over the past 2 years, including last week being the most recent. I usually buy 24 bottles every order from a non BTC site.

Would you be able to get 'Cocaine' Energy Drinks?

Yes. i can get them.

what kind of sale you got going on for bulk?

for the cocain enery drinks.

Well i dont carry thoes in stock i will be drop shipping them from amazon. it looks like they are

$6.63 a can- free shipping
$16.95 + $6.49 shipping for a 6 pack = $23.44
$45.99 + $13.64 shipping for a 24 pack = 59.63

[aksplace]

how much for the balls and pussy? (in kansas btw)

[demonmaestro]

how much for the balls and pussy? (in kansas btw)

$3.00 plus shipping. shipping depends on how many you get. all flat rate boxes.

[aksplace]

how much for the balls and pussy? (in kansas btw)

$3.00 plus shipping. shipping depends on how many you get. all flat rate boxes.

It's really cold out here anyway to keep things from freezing or breaking? no specials for a box of each?

[demonmaestro]

Cold Weather Alert: Due to the cold temperatures of the winter months, customers have been experiencing exploding Bawls. I am very concerned for the safety of their customers and do not wish for their Bawls to freeze. I recommend that if the ambient temperature of your area is at or below freezing, that you refrain from ordering carbonated caffeine beverages during this time. Customers who wish to place orders for these products may do so at their own risk. Neither I or UPS/USPS/FedEx will replace, refund, or process any claims for injured Bawls or any other caffeine beverage during this time.

if you pay extra i am sure i could find some kind of "special" wrap or box to put them in.

[aksplace]

Cold Weather Alert: Due to the cold temperatures of the winter months, customers have been experiencing exploding Bawls. I am very concerned for the safety of their customers and do not wish for their Bawls to freeze. I recommend that if the ambient temperature of your area is at or below freezing, that you refrain from ordering carbonated caffeine beverages during this time. Customers who wish to place orders for these products may do so at their own risk. Neither I or UPS/USPS/FedEx will replace, refund, or process any claims for injured Bawls or any other caffeine beverage during this time.

if you pay extra i am sure i could find some kind of "special" wrap or box to put them in.

ok so what do I owe you for 4 balls (all flavors) and pussy (all flavors available) including safe shipping zip is 66733

regards
alan

[demonmaestro]

ok so what do I owe you for 4 balls (all flavors) and pussy (all flavors available) including safe shipping zip is 66733

regards
alan

so you want 4+1

2 orginal bawls
2 cherry bawls
1 pussy

Is that correct? I will have to run to wally world to see what i could find to make sure drinks dont explode . Unless you want to take the chance?

as of right now you are looking at $12.35 shipping + $15.00 drinks = $27.35 roughly BTC0.025

[aksplace]

ok so what do I owe you for 4 balls (all flavors) and pussy (all flavors available) including safe shipping zip is 66733

regards
alan

so you want 4+1

2 orginal bawls
2 cherry bawls
1 pussy

Is that correct? I will have to run to wally world to see what i could find to make sure drinks dont explode . Unless you want to take the chance?

as of right now you are looking at $12.35 shipping + $15.00 drinks = $27.35 roughly BTC0.025

4 original bawls
4 cherry bawls
4 pussy

[demonmaestro]

4 original bawls
4 cherry bawls
4 pussy

My bad.
lets see..
$36.00 drinks + $16.85 = $52.85 roughly BTC0.048

Keep in mind this is for regular bubble wrap packing. unless you want me to use that spray foam..   

[aksplace]

4 original bawls
4 cherry bawls
4 pussy

My bad.
lets see..
$36.00 drinks + $16.85 = $52.85 roughly BTC0.048

Keep in mind this is for regular bubble wrap packing. unless you want me to use that spray foam..    

okay please send me a private message with your btc address etc I will send in advance because your trust rating is better than average.and only risk is 53 bucks.

regards
alan

[demonmaestro]

PM sent 

[thepwnorbpwnd]

Living in Canada this makes me depressed, I wish not to have exploding Bawls and Pussy. 

[demonmaestro]

Living in Canada this makes me depressed, I wish not to have exploding Bawls and Pussy. 

i could possibility find a way to find a way to keep them from exploding. expanding foam the drinks in a box... althought the question would be getting them out.

[thepwnorbpwnd]

Living in Canada this makes me depressed, I wish not to have exploding Bawls and Pussy. 

i could possibility find a way to find a way to keep them from exploding. expanding foam the drinks in a box... althought the question would be getting them out.

One might want to invent a long battery life warming sleeve?

[demonmaestro]

but USPS wont allow a shipping of batterys.. :/

[thepwnorbpwnd]

but USPS wont allow a shipping of batterys.. :/

I'm out of suggestions. 

[hilariousandco]

Lol at the puns in this thread. What sort of douchebag drinks from a can with pussy written on it? Well, unless they were doing it ironically or something. Or it's really, really nice.  

Douche 1: Hey bra, can you get me a can of pussy?
Douche 2: Sure, bro.
Douche 1: I love pussy
Douche 2: Me too
*suck each other off*

[Ratters]

pussy is such a great name for a drink!!

Hope its good pussy though, some taste like licking a 9v battery!

[thepwnorbpwnd]

pussy is such a great name for a drink!!

Hope its good pussy though, some taste like licking a 9v battery!

Holy shit, what pussy have you been near?