Just kidding. I have 6 unused Sapphire 6950 2gb that do not have dual bios. They can't be unlocked as far as I know. You're free to brick it yourself though, for a price.
No, for bragging rights, you probably don't want these cards. I do get a consistent ~366 mh/s from these (I'm running the other 6) and when I underclocked the memory to 300, I was able to reduce the temperature a considerable amount, so unless I'm suffering from the observer effect, I was able to effectively underclock the memory. I have been able to go up to 900 clock on these, but I suspect that their upper voltage limit can only make this a mostly worthless pursuit as the cards are not seemingly stable at these settings (dead miners everywhere! medic!). I have great stability running these at 840/300 98% GPU with aggression between 11 and 12.
Here's a picture of a sexy woman.
Here's a dude if you're into that. Look at those abs.Now that I have your attention..
I'm selling 6 of these cards, pictured below, for $200 each
, or 6 for $1000
. I am in Oceanside, CA (San Diego County) and I will deliver these bad boys to you if you're lucky enough to live within 100 miles of me.
So I goofed around, I pitched you, and right now I'm closing the deal with you. Yes, you.