Okay I will send you a money order in the mail.
I require U.S. postal money orders. They are the only one's I trust not to be counterfeit when they arrive, and are the easiest for me to cash without having to pay a fee. If you send any other type of Money Order, I will not cash it and will either destroy it or will mail it back to you at your expense if you prefer.
Assuming you are in the U.S. the largest money order you can buy from the Post Office is $1,000, so you'll need to purchase 2 money orders.
The first money order will cost you $1001.60 (The post office charges a purchase fee of $1.60 for money orders between $500.01 and $1000)
The second money order will cost you $431.20 (The post office charges a purchase fee of $1.20 for money orders between $0.01 and $500)
Mail both money orders along with the bitcoin address that you want the bitcoins sent to in the same envelope.
If you want the bitcoins quickly, you can pay for Priority (3 day) or Express (overnight) shipping, otherwise a $0.46 postage stamp will do.
Mail it to me, and I'll send you the bitcoins as soon as the money orders arrive.
I'm sending you my mailing address via PM right now.