Is it possible to consider this as a utility token for natural gas? That way you can avoid being subpoenaed by the SEC. I would probably buy some to power my furnace in the winter if you can get the project off the ground.
Not bad!you impressed me, let me send you some Farts, give me your eth address.
In all seriousness, there may be a novel use case for this beyond as a natural gas utility token. Consider: emojis are ubiquitous, but they are visual representations of sentiment. We have no audio equivalent, save for miscellaneous audio files that are not easily embedded in texts, tweets, etc.
It should be possible to introduce audio emojis, such as the sound of a fart, that would need to be purchased with fart coin. It would be the equivalent of a digital woopie cushion.
But, going further, one would need a host of audio emojis expressing a range of sentiment. Ring tones are dominated by music and not as easily deployable in social media as traditional emojis. Audio emojis could be purchased with fart coins, which in fact would be at the vanguard of a trend. We know from cryptokitties that this sort of thing can catch fire. It too would be a D-app on ethereum, as you are an ERC-20 token.
A privacy version or ZK-Snarks fartcoin could be used to send an audio-emoji that appears visually as a question mark, or something equally ambiguous. Imagine the surprise of the recipient when they click on it and are greeted by the sound flatulence. This too might have some possibilities with the Snap demographic.
On the other hand, it could just make crypto look silly, and dissuade the old-school institutional capital needed for growth. But, then again, that kind of damage has already been done, and if it could be turned into a catchy meme, you might have something. I am a miner though so please make it mineable--no master nodes.