This thread is full of so much win I am surprised I didn't get a nosebleed reading it.
If you're not asian, that's why
people only randomly get nose bleeds in asian cartoons aka anime lol.
Btw corgis are cute until they're fully grown, then they're kinda ugly and have a really bad attitude and overall disposition. They're also what the queen has always owned so there's 2 reasons not to get one hehehehehe.