The One True God: Satoshi Nakamoto

[knight22]

Now money becomes a religion? Really pathetic

[BitcoinBarrel]

Bitcoin is cool and all, but not that cool.

[hayek]

Now money becomes a religion? Really pathetic

It's better than Santa Claus being a religion or whatever people believe in now.

We can't turn your water in to wine but we can turn you government paper in to digital gold! Bam!

Get me some snakes I want to speak in tongues

[vpitcher07]

I've just written a prayer .....

Our Satoshi, which art in hiding
Hallowed be thy name
Thy protocol done
Wallets will come
On clients as they are on paper
Give us this day our daily Bitcoin
And forgive us our speculation
As we forgive those who use silk road
And lead us not into no confirmation
But deliver us from fiat
For thine is the blockchain, the power and the glory
For ever and ever

Amen



What do you think?

You win the internet today.

[chsados]

Our Satoshi, who art in blockchain,
Encrypted be thy name
Thy transactions come
Thy will be done on ASICS
As it is on Github.
Give us this day our daily mining reward,
And forgive our zero-conf double-spends
As we forgive them that double-spend against us.
And lead us not into alt-chains
But deliver us from Ripple
For thine is the mining rig,
The hashing power, and the block reward,
For ever and ever
Amen.

Classic!

[BittBurger]

This is good!
I like that people are making this about God.
This means BTC will be the "one world currency" mentioned in the book of Revelation
Now all we need, maybe in 5 - 10 years, is for one powerful man to appear, who will require us to etch our private key into our forehead or wrists, and we're in business!
Bible:  "Nobody will be able to buy or sell without this mark.  It is the mark of the beast."
Once all this goes down, then Jesus comes back and we see a big fight between the antichrist and christ!
At least life wont be so boring anymore.  Bring on the Apocalypse!

Is Satoshi the Antichrist?  

I mean now that all my obese, ignorant fellow white people have decided that Obama isn't ... ?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

This is good!
I like that people are making this about God.
This means BTC will be the "one world currency" mentioned in the book of Revelation
Now all we need, maybe in 5 - 10 years, is for one powerful man to appear, who will require us to etch our private key into our forehead or wrists, and we're in business!
Bible:  "Nobody will be able to buy or sell without this mark.  It is the mark of the beast."
Once all this goes down, then Jesus comes back and we see a big fight between the antichrist and christ!
At least life wont be so boring anymore.  Bring on the Apocalypse!

Is Satoshi the Antichrist?  

I mean now that all my obese, ignorant fellow white people have decided that Obama isn't ... ?

We need a Bitcoin Jesus. Any candidates?

[Mitchell]

This is good!
I like that people are making this about God.
This means BTC will be the "one world currency" mentioned in the book of Revelation
Now all we need, maybe in 5 - 10 years, is for one powerful man to appear, who will require us to etch our private key into our forehead or wrists, and we're in business!
Bible:  "Nobody will be able to buy or sell without this mark.  It is the mark of the beast."
Once all this goes down, then Jesus comes back and we see a big fight between the antichrist and christ!
At least life wont be so boring anymore.  Bring on the Apocalypse!

Is Satoshi the Antichrist?  

I mean now that all my obese, ignorant fellow white people have decided that Obama isn't ... ?

We need a Bitcoin Jesus. Any candidates?

Sure. Why not. I will just drop out of school, gather some people to follow me and travel around the world talking about Bitcoin and feeding homeless people with physical Bitcoins.

[LiteCoinGuy]

Now money becomes a religion? Really pathetic

in the western world it is already religion. so we are too late.


(but this topic should be seen as an ironic topic in my opinion.)

[knight22]

Now money becomes a religion? Really pathetic

in the western world it is already religion. so we are too late.


(but this topic should be seen as an ironic topic in my opinion.)

Indeed 

[Ronan-]

Gavin is definitely Pope - He's even wearing all white now

https://i.imgur.com/IrJAF2O.jpg

[jbreher]

We need a Bitcoin Jesus. Any candidates?

Don't be daft, PG. You know we already have one, right?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=%22bitcoin+jesus%22

[algorista]

reserved for millennia ahead.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

We need a Bitcoin Jesus. Any candidates?

Don't be daft, PG. You know we already have one, right?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=%22bitcoin+jesus%22

 

Care to now pull a Satan outta your ass? 

[WishIStartedSooner]

Lol I'm not atheist anymore!

[Trupik]

The religion has already started: https://soundcloud.com/mindtomatter/e49-disruptive-people-lets#t=41:38

[jbreher]

We need a Bitcoin Jesus. Any candidates?

Don't be daft, PG. You know we already have one, right?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=%22bitcoin+jesus%22

 

Care to now pull a Satan outta your ass? 

Google seems to be of no help here. Plenty of hits on 'bitcoin: satan's currency', but no such title. Looks like the field is open. Thinking about running for the job?

[bitwit]

I'm actually a Christian (OH NO!) and thought this was funny. But then again the pictures you edited were mostly catholic and I've always thought the catholic faith was a bit on the religious side.

In Revelation (a book in the bible) there is a vague warning that could be misconstrued to be pointing to a one world currency that might be possibly like bitcoin. The main problem is that there are about 30 other prerequisites, and prerequisites to those prerequisites. The idea is that if there is a satanic anything, it's easy to spot if you are paying attention.

Think about Jesus and the government in ancient Rome. He showed an immense amount of respect, even paying taxes which were even more usurious than now. Respect doesn't mean agreeing with wrongdoings, and I think bitcoin actually corrects a lot of government wrongdoings. Most barter facilitating mediums in existence are essentially usury which is slavery. Slavery to anything, especially holders of debt, is warned against.

To summarize: Funny, and we've earned our reputation (or the televangelists have...), but I think the beliefs of bitcoin followers and the beliefs of true believers in God are similar in some situations.

[TheEmperor]

I'm actually a Christian (OH NO!) and thought this was funny. But then again the pictures you edited were mostly catholic and I've always thought the catholic faith was a bit on the religious side.

Just, WTF?

 

[Rez]

No. :-P