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March 29, 2018, 10:50:14 AM
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Welcome to a new wonderful Cryptoworld! | Mr.Cryply


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You know who I am?!
I'm Mr. Cryply!
And I bring you good news of a new wonderful Cryptoworld! Shh! Remember!
All who will come to a crypto in the next 1-2 years, will become simply indecently rich.
We're on the verge of the biggest bubble in human history!
And I just bursting! Ahhh!
The capitalization of the cryptocurrency market will grow in 10 years by 200-300 times.
And this is according to my conservative calculations.
Bitcoin, altcoins, ICO, tokens, cryptocurrencies and cryptoexchanges - I will teach you everything!
Come with me, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes...
It is an allegory. But, you understand? Yeah!?
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March 29, 2018, 10:52:09 AM
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Acquaintance. Welcome to Crypto! | Mr.Cryply

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Ahoy hoy! Thank you! I'm also glad to see you! I love you too!
Hello humanz!
You're probably wondering who I am?
I'm Cryply. Fucking groovy Mr. Cryply. Immodestly?
Hehe! Why should I be modest, I'm the herald and messenger of a new wonderful cryptoworld.
If you follow me, I'll reveal to you miracles and opportunities that you never dreamed of.

Want your own island? Take it!
Or maybe you want this car? Oooh, it's a lambo! And you will have this.
Or maybe you like cryptowhores... or god forbid, cryptogays. I'll give you everything!
And I'll give you it all at no cost! For free!

And relax humanoid.
I don't need for it your soul or even your money.
I myself money! Haha.

I'm the Messiah! I bring freedom and equality of opportunity for everyone.
My God is CryptoJesus, and I'm his apostle! Crypto-Hallelujah! Whew!

In short, I bring knowledge, and you're like a aroused minx, will catch every drop which I will squeeze out on you.
Hehe. Sounds obscene... and that's good!

I'm your guide, who will make clear and then put in your head the meaning of complex and confusing tricky words such
as blockchain-bitcoin tokens-shmokens, X100-X300, ICO-shICO, dumps and pumps, the crypto and the other bullshit.

I will teach you everything. You'll become insanely rich if you put enough diligence and patience.

Over the next 5 years, the world you know will disappear. It's already past. There comes a new digital era, a new wonderful cryptoworld...
And you'll ruler and master in it, if you follow me.

In this world, entire classes of parasites, officials, auditors, bankers, lawyers, notaries,
accountants and other century-old leeches on our innocent and pure souls, will be destroyed.

Moshiach is dead, long live CryptoJesus!
Are you with me?
Then subscribe to Mr. Cryply's channel. And wait for my new videos
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April 02, 2018, 01:21:39 PM
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The fabulous opportunities and perspectives of the Cryptoworld | Mr.Cryply


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Ding ding! It's me again. Mr. Cryply. Today I'll tell you a very big secret. Hehe!
You were lucky to live in a magical time, young padawan.
At the time of the collapse of the old world. New digital cryptoeconomy knocks at our door by kicking. Hear it!

I'll not fill your ears with technical details of the coming era. You will see everything yourself.
I'll just tell you about how to become rich and successful on this. After all, in the new digital economy may be any miracles.

Forex, funds, mutual funds, HYIP, pyramids, bank deposits, casino and other scams. Forget it!
I give you crypto!

Journalists, economists, bankers and lawyers scream hysterically that the crypto is a bubble, Aaaww! And bitcoin is a bubble! Aaaww!
Yes, they are right, only these tricky bastards are not saying that the bubbles in the economy is a permanent phenomenon.

Stock market - bubble, real estate market - bubble, insurance market - bubble, banks - bubbles, dollar, ruble, euro - bubbles, too.

And every bubble goes through several stages. Birth, growth and final stage, a sad fuck up!
And here you need to fear only the final stage, and all the previous ones give you a huge opportunity to become rich. And sometimes insanely rich.

Hmm, interesting, on what stage of the bubble crypto is right now?
Open your eyes! We are now seeing the birth of a bubble, its very initial stage! Really cute!
You have 5-10 years to make big fucking pile of money.

Why I make these conclusions? Let me explain!
Crypto is often compared with Dot-com bubble. This period of rapid and wild growth of internet companies.
This bubble was actively inflated since the late 90's and got a loud burst in the early 2000's.
Exactly out of it hatched the current giants Google, Facebook, Ebay, Amazon, and even Yandex.

The total capitalization of the bubble at its peak was more than 7 trillion dollars. Yeah! Fucktillions!
But the current cryptocurrency market capitalization just some 250 billion shitty dollars. This is 50 times less! Capish?

I predict!
With consideration of inflation and globalization, cryptobubble will swell to the most fantastic proportions.
According to my most humble and pessimistic calculations it will be not less than 50 trillion dollars. Which is 300 times more than the current volume.
Do you realize the scale and perspective? Come on, don't be a oaf!
Yes, the cryptomarket is full of dangers...But the possibilities that opens up...just fucking fabulous.

And in contrast to the previous and the current economic bubbles cryptoworld available to every person on the planet Earth.
Just mind blowing! From its perspectives! In the history of mankind this has never happened before!
The most backward african tribesman, eskimo from a drifting ice floe or yokel from the furthest village all can get to the cryptoworld with just a couple of mouse clicks. It's that simple!

Before now for access to stock bubble or forex bubble, special knowledge was needed. And on the way there, you would be fucked by a whole bunch of greedy mediators and cheaters.
Now it's not like that! Things have changed.
Banksters, accountants, brokers, officials, advisors, economists you don't need now. It is enough to have at least a brain and internet!

Cryptoworld, like CryptoJesus forgive many mistakes... You have to be a complete retard and a loser to drain all your money.
Most who come to cryptoworld in the next 2-3 years will be rich!

Well, now run away from here, buddy... You need time to carefully digest everything I told you.
Yes, and you can already start to look for the island for yourself and lambo! Hehe!
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April 11, 2018, 03:18:07 PM
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What is ICO? How does ICO actually work? | Mr.Cryply



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Crypto greetings!

Have you ever wondered how new altcoins, forks and shitcoins are born.
Some of them created by boring gemmation. Previously, it was natural and normal for cryptoworld. Although it is too corny and not sexy!

For now, the real shitcoins appear as the fruit of great and "pure" love.
Ha ha. Although it is group love and especially perverted.
This orgy involves developers of the new cryptotoken, large whales investors and crypto hamsters,
who act as the object of that perverted love with elements of BDSM.

Crypto hamsters get successively screwed by developers and whales. They get screwed inventively and with imagination.
This orgy even got its own name - ICO. Initial coin offering.

Technically, the process looks like this:
The developer decided to collect money for the Lambo. For this, he create new project, calls it by a beautiful and mysterious word.
Then writes white paper. It's kind of a business plan, but only for the mentally retarded. In it, he promises that everything will be a top-notch,
his shitcoin is a new bitcoin, which will cost fucking pile of money.

Then he summon his homies and friends investors. And he tells them I'm about to release a fucking ton of tokens.
Of which half I will keep for myself, part will sell you cheaply with a 50% discount. And the rest will go to crypto hamsters for both cheeks, at a higher price.

As soon as I finish collecting the money from hamsters, we together dump the tokens at the ICO price.
The hamsters that did not purchased our shit tokens on ICO, greedily will buy it on the exchanges. And then will wait years for "To the moon".

We are buying a lambos, islands and the cryptosluts.
But for the successful implementation of the plan, we need one thing, we need a photo with Vitalik. Ha ha.

In the traditional economic model, if a reputable company suddenly wants to increase its capitalization,
namely to attract money from investors and bring their shares to the exchange. It must take a very long way until the inspection
and state financial control authority will allow to hold IPO. Initial public offering. All this costs a lot of money.
But at least partially protects the interests of investors.

In Cryptoworld reigns the Wild West. To fuck up investors here is in the order of things. But, sometimes, it's compensating with wild profits.
ICO is the most convenient way to collect money from all over the world, even under the most insane idea. Therefore, the flow of new ICOs will not stop!

Among the hundreds of upcoming ICOs, there are good and honest projects. Which will enrich their investors and even create new revolutionary technologies and products.
But very few of them. Most ICOs are created for speculation and simple money grab. So be careful!
And before you invest your hard-earned bitcoins in the next ICO, think a hundred times.
So you do not become bagholder, forced long-term investor, or in simple words a chump and a sucker.

And that's it for today! I'm Mr. Cryply. Resounding Profit to All! See you later!

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