New new ultimate guide to ranking up as fast as possible (MODERATOR IN 7 WEEKS)

[o_e_l_e_o]

We have all by now seen the theymos’ New new rank requirements.

Previously a lot of people were posting questions about the ranking system, so I decided to simplify it. Just put the highest-order 10 bits of each number into a grid in this configuration:

Then run Conway's Game of Life on the cells. If the cells never stop moving even after infinite steps, then you advance to the next rank.

And so I present:

o_e_l_e_o’s Ultimate guide to ranking up as fast as possible with minimum effort.

The stats we will be using to rank up are activity (same as before), imagination (number of images posted), virtue (see quote from theymos below), and coins (how many different coins you have invested in). This guide does not require any merit, smerit, fmerit, politeness OR karma, so you can continue to shitpost, spam and scam and still rank up!

The seven virtues are chastity, temperence, charity, diligence, patience, kindness, and humility. Any true Bitcoiner will fully exemplify all seven virtues, of course.

Week 1 (Newbie to Junior):

Make a single post with a single picture and being kind to one person to earn exactly one activity, one imagination and one virtue. Invest in one coin only. Your grid will look like this:



Week 2 (Junior to Member):

Repeat the above post. Buy another coin. Your grid will look like this:



Week 3 (Member to Full):

Little more complex now. Make one more post, again displying one virtue, but this time with three pictures.



Week 4 (Full to Senior):

One more post this week. This one needs five pictures and four virtue (I suggest being diligently and humbly patient and kind to a fellow user).



Week 5 (Senior to Hero):

Make three posts with a combined total of one picture.



Week 6 (Hero to Legendary):

One more post with one picture.



Week 7 (Legendary to a new rank theymos will have to create just for you):

One post with nothing.




By this point you will be less than 2 months on Bitcointalk, have made 9 posts in total, and be a global moderator or better. You are welcome!

[nc50lc]

Coming from a person with 1 Karma point, I wouldn't believe this shit.
If a person with 0 karma, 100 pts of politeness can confirm this, it would be great.

By the way, I've done my research on how the new fMerit works!
Every 100 fMerit you got is equivalent to 1% chance that Merit sources will +merit your posts (even one-liners can be merited).
You can get more fmerit by removing your current signature and replacing it with "I am a good member of Bitcointalk"
using the formula:

Code:

(time(minutes)+coins/80)[merit+(politesness+virtue-karma)+Rank(newbie=1/Legendary=7)]

Happy Merit~ing!

This line is not a part of this thread's discussion, just for reference of a "might-be-deleted" merited post. (the OP's author is a newbie)
Start: If you're looking for the deleted merited post above this, I archived a copy of the thread here: https://archive.is/KRMqI#selection-3585.0-3585.2

[minernoob1]

Thanks, but the problem with this system, is you still need the merits, and activity as before...but after you have those you can follow this new system sir.  

[Veidt]

For those that dont understand, this is an april fools joke.

[allahabadi]

For those that dont understand, this is an april fools joke.

That's what I have been thinking too, but you posted it prior. 

[Parodium]

Very effective post, well structured, detailed and effective.

I followed this guide for just two hours, and I have ranked up to Full Member! Can you believe I was just a newbie earlier today? This new system makes it much easier to rank up. To all other Newbies, there is hope!

- By the way, I have always admired you, keep doing what you are doing bro, you are a shining start waiting to go supernova, you will be a Theymos soon. I will struggle every day just to be a little more like you.

- Imagine a system where the activity was determined by the velocity of your blood flow, only those with the highest rates (e.g. Athletes and dwarfs) would be able to climb to the next levels.

- I once saved a fair maiden from a rabid centaur, and stopped a hail of bullets with my mind

- Remember guys, if life gives you lemons, don't squeeze them in your eyes.

And finally, an ode to o_e_l_e_o, roses are red, violets are blue, o_e_l_e_o is a ripped hype beast, bugaloo.

[themathiasmiller]

LOL I just love reading some people's reactions regarding these april fool's joke that people are posting today, some people are just way too gullible  . I just couldn't stop laughing reading at some of the replies LOL. Today's been a pretty fun day in the forum, finally a day where the meta thread isn't full of negative vibes.

[Sasuke102001]

LOL I just love reading some people's reactions regarding these april fool's joke that people are posting today, some people are just way too gullible  . I just couldn't stop laughing reading at some of the replies LOL. Today's been a pretty fun day in the forum, finally a day where the meta thread isn't full of negative vibes.

Yea I kinda like how the Meta section is today full of jokes and positive vibes. Yea and some peoples reactions are hilarious, to be honest, I was reading some other threads relating to this virtue, karma and ranking up joke which was more of a joke and loved to see the reactions of some people xD, some people even are believing it. My friend gave me the link to this thread and he actually believed this thread to be 100% legit xD.

[TMAN]

brilliant.. can't say any more, good luck on the quest newbies

[o_e_l_e_o]

Coming from a person with 1 Karma point, I wouldn't believe this shit.
If a person with 0 karma, 100 pts of politeness can confirm this, it would be great.

I'm sure you would agree that 10 fMerits from theymos is all the confirmation that is required.

[Me.n.KHOF4SH]

Nice. I'm gonna start to do it right now. I'm a Junior, so I have to start from week 1? or I should skip to week 2?

I don't know how to be kind and creative at the same time? How should that picture look like? Can I take a selfie?

and btw, how much coins cost? can we buy them after april fool?

[selezneve]

I followed this guide for just two hours, and I have ranked up to Full Member! Can you believe I was just a newbie earlier today? This new system makes it much easier to rank up. To all other Newbies, there is hope!

I think the rank update is on Tuesday. Looks like there are some exclusions to this rule if:

1) You include at least 10 "Dear Sir" in your posts. Better is you end the posts with ".thank you"

2) You post at least 10 memes in an hour.

3) You buy at least 27 coins in a day.

If you cannot do any of these, just make a single humorous post on 1st April (Year does not matter). This is why you ranked up.

[Astargath]

Very effective post, well structured, detailed and effective.

I followed this guide for just two hours, and I have ranked up to Full Member! Can you believe I was just a newbie earlier today? This new system makes it much easier to rank up. To all other Newbies, there is hope!

- By the way, I have always admired you, keep doing what you are doing bro, you are a shining start waiting to go supernova, you will be a Theymos soon. I will struggle every day just to be a little more like you.

- Imagine a system where the activity was determined by the velocity of your blood flow, only those with the highest rates (e.g. Athletes and dwarfs) would be able to climb to the next levels.

- I once saved a fair maiden from a rabid centaur, and stopped a hail of bullets with my mind

- Remember guys, if life gives you lemons, don't squeeze them in your eyes.

And finally, an ode to o_e_l_e_o, roses are red, violets are blue, o_e_l_e_o is a ripped hype beast, bugaloo.

Why the fuck do you have so much karma, you don't even believe in that shit. Flawed system.

[Rggadi]

Very effective post, well structured, detailed and effective.

I followed this guide for just two hours, and I have ranked up to Full Member! Can you believe I was just a newbie earlier today? This new system makes it much easier to rank up. To all other Newbies, there is hope!

- By the way, I have always admired you, keep doing what you are doing bro, you are a shining start waiting to go supernova, you will be a Theymos soon. I will struggle every day just to be a little more like you.

- Imagine a system where the activity was determined by the velocity of your blood flow, only those with the highest rates (e.g. Athletes and dwarfs) would be able to climb to the next levels.

- I once saved a fair maiden from a rabid centaur, and stopped a hail of bullets with my mind

- Remember guys, if life gives you lemons, don't squeeze them in your eyes.

And finally, an ode to o_e_l_e_o, roses are red, violets are blue, o_e_l_e_o is a ripped hype beast, bugaloo.

Please sir  , can you explain more simply to a 5 years kid how have you exactly do?
Thank you 

[o_e_l_e_o]

Why the fuck do you have so much karma, you don't even believe in that shit. Flawed system.

That's a 50 DKP MINUS 1 politeness minus.

[thienlonghue]

I followed this guide for just two hours, and I have ranked up to Full Member! Can you believe I was just a newbie earlier today? This new system makes it much easier to rank up. To all other Newbies, there is hope!

I think the rank update is on Tuesday. Looks like there are some exclusions to this rule if:

1) You include at least 10 "Dear Sir" in your posts. Better is you end the posts with ".thank you"

2) You post at least 10 memes in an hour.

3) You buy at least 27 coins in a day.

If you cannot do any of these, just make a single humorous post on 1st April (Year does not matter). This is why you ranked up.

Dear Sir, please!
Dear Sir, please!
Dear Sir, please!
Dear Sir, please!
Dear Sir, please!
Dear Sir, please!
Dear Sir, please!
Dear Sir, please!
Dear Sir, please!
Dear Sir, please!
Dear Sir, please!
Dear Sir, please!

thank you!

[o_e_l_e_o]

Dear Sir, please!
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thank you!

I would be careful before farming politeness like that - the extra dots on your grid for the Game of Life might make it harder to create an infinite loop.

[LeakBarak]

Anybody can you tell me where I should buy the coins?

[o_e_l_e_o]

Anybody can you tell me where I should buy the coins?

I'll trade you for your virtue.

[cabalism13]