That article is of curse an April fools prank. They even mention it in the end, otherwise they would risk not having more readers for their next articles, because they would loose all their credibility if they wanted for that article to be taken serious. There are a lot of jokes there, but referring to Craig Wright as the "real Satoshi" is definitely one of the most evident ones.
I do believe your are joking as well, but if you are not, I would of course say that BCH probably has it's days counted, since the lightning network (the BTC solution for the scalability issues) is already running on the mainnet, and I really think we will have available solutions for everyone during this year. When that happens, BCH loses it's "short term advantage", assuming they still have it. On chain solutions are simply not the answer, as they will make BCH to centralized, and that is not the objective of crypto.