Hahah! Funny, just watched exactly that same sketch on TV.
Just want to note that, even though both things are not associated in the sketch, Bitcoin should be the perfect muslim money* since, unlike every Fiat, it is not based on debt.
But of course muslims, like all other religious people, follow what their religious herd and herd heads say (and want) and not what their religious books say** so... moot point.
* (also valid for the other two Abrahamic religions:
http://www.openbible.info/topics/usury )
**(a lesser evil considering what is actually written in all the assorted religious books...)
