Based on my recent daytrading experience, as soon as I buy into bitcoin again we will definitely be on a huge downswing between 20-40% (so that I can panick sell!!). So, I'm taking bribes, anyone want me to crash bitcoin a bit?
Get some trading software which allows you to change the color of the candles. Make the default red into green, and default green into red. Then you can let your animal instincts take over and buy after all the green candles and sell after all the red ones. You might do rather well.