Do people with Poop-colored skin get away with pretty much anything?

[Juniis]

I have poop-colored skin does that mean I can commit any evil and get away with it like the others?

[MisO69]

I have poop colored skin in the summer months. I get away with everything during that time. Once winter rolls around and I go white ape then I gotta really watch out for the cops.

[tinkerman]

Well, that depends on the colour of your poop.

[squog]

Hahhhaha poop colored skin. I really shouldn't take this post seriously so let's get to it. I do have poop colored skin but then again i have a trash compactor for an accent so i really don't get away with anything, especially with the women. It would've been nice if i had a tequila accent or fish and chip accent or even a charcoal sized weiner. But we can't all have what we want. So instead i over compensate and joke about stuff in the hooes that women would see my humor as a redeeming quality.