I'm sure you'll be contacted by a bevy of 2013 accounts itching to give you this loan
Surprisingly not! Just one fairly trustworthy account, although the message came in a bit late.
While this particular request has now expired, if any UK people see this and may be interested in the future (either me offering cash in exchange for a loan of bitcoins, or bitcoins in exchange for a cash loan) do send me a message, I may be interested in the future (for amounts similar in size + larger, maybe one or two smaller ones too) - through an escrow, obviously.