selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?

[Mushroomized]

holy fucking shit look at this
 


WOW, THATS GREAT!

im selling 10 no, THIRTEEN asic block eruptors ^{holy shit!}



you might be asking -

 (you ->)
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but mushroomized, thats amazing, surely i would pay 300$ for that!

NOPE, not 300, not 400 or even 200, but 295 USD!


Wow! Jesus christ, that guy's insane - you might be thinking this, but would an insane person

THROW IN TWO D-LINK USB HUBS?

thats right, this badboy comes with two usb hubs i stuck together with some foam and tape, because i felt like it

now if your gentialia hasnt been inverted by the sheer amazingness of this offer, you probably didnt have any in the first place but

thats right


this comes with a USB ARTIC fan

point it at yourself, point it at the miners, plug it into your phone with a usb OTG cable and talk into so you sound like a fucking robot while you call your grandma while taking a dump i dont give a shit

you can order this badboy through bitmit, or if you are up to the challenge post an offer here and we can work out some escrow

 https://www.bitmit.net/en/item/79360-bitcoin-asic-miner-block-erupter-kits-4-290-gh-s

[chanberg]

lol " point it at yourself " AHHAHAHAHAHA

[cxboyminer]

This is by far the funniest ad i've ever seen! Meh...

[cooldgamer]

Awesome ad, not awesome price.  This thing will make about a dollar a day at current difficulty, and with how hard it's skyrocketing, you'll be lucky to make $30 out of the lifetime of it.

[Mushroomized]

Awesome ad, not awesome price.  This thing will make about a dollar a day at current difficulty, and with how hard it's skyrocketing, you'll be lucky to make $30 out of the lifetime of it.

UH OH its the MINING PROFITABILITY POLICE

[IYFTech]

Dude. THAT'S what I call an AD!! 

Kudos to ya, but I ain't gonna buy it.

[kuusj98]

This is the most awesome start post I've ever read.

[HotSwap]

This is the most awesome start post I've ever read.

i concur, actually stayed to read the whole thing 

[bcbigbud420]

Funniest ad I've read in awhile, thanks for the laugh

[CrazyGuy]

Trade you a few sticks for that DSOne card.

[Jeffrey]

WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU USING?? I NEED IT!!

Pro advertisement

However.... I kinda lost what the deal is now lol.
13 erupters for $295?

[guitarplinker]

He needs to make the price smaller, make it looks like a smaller price.

[ingrownpocket]

This is even better than those 6 pack abs in 0.1 day ads.

[Mushroomized]

WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU USING?? I NEED IT!!

Pro advertisement

However.... I kinda lost what the deal is now lol.
13 erupters for $295?

and usb hubs/a fan
im willing to haggle since the price is kind of high

[rammy2k2]

funniest sell thread ever

[ABitcoinBrain]

send me your donation wallet I will send 0.001 bitcoins for your ad... Best ad of the year... I'm going to call grandma and take a dump right now!

[Mushroomized]

send me your donation wallet I will send 0.001 bitcoins for your ad... Best ad of the year... I'm going to call grandma and take a dump right now!

sure 1NNcXrNXyeoEkdtYXRfLNQtsciidCR8rBw

calling up grandma while dumping is what i refer to as calling grandma brown feel free to use this phrase

[papaminer]

BUTTERFLYLABS SHOULD HIRE YOU AND REPLACE INABA...

LOL

[Mushroomized]

BUTTERFLYLABS SHOULD HIRE YOU AND REPLACE INABA...

LOL

they could hire anyone for that matter...

[nachius]

This seems like a simply amazing deal and I am ready to take the discounted offer of $50 via paypal or $35 paypal and .05 BTC for all 13 erupters, teh 2 hubs and the fan specifically because I want to sound like a robot while I take a dump because at the end of the day I don't get paid for 7 days and that's all I can afford and I don't want to pass this deal up!!

[Mushroomized]

This seems like a simply amazing deal and I am ready to take the discounted offer of $50 via paypal or $35 paypal and .05 BTC for all 13 erupters, teh 2 hubs and the fan specifically because I want to sound like a robot while I take a dump because at the end of the day I don't get paid for 7 days and that's all I can afford and I don't want to pass this deal up!!

i never said that, i don't think you understand how  absolutely fucking serious i am about this ad

[User705]

You are seriously missing your calling since mining clearly isn't for you.

[smracer]

This ad reminds me of websites from 1995.

[DobZombie]

So how much is Jesus Christ, and how much would you like for him?

[Xialla]

whoaa, this adv is so fucking cool.) bump for you.

[icey]

You can probley get 300$ on eBay for these. The price has been steadily rising since they were discontinued

[glendall]

I love this but you forgot the part about three easy payments of $19.95 

[Mushroomized]

You can probley get 300$ on eBay for these. The price has been steadily rising since they were discontinued

i want bitcoins tho

also now that bitmit is down inquire here about sales

[nachius]

This seems like a simply amazing deal and I am ready to take the discounted offer of $50 via paypal or $35 paypal and .05 BTC for all 13 erupters, teh 2 hubs and the fan specifically because I want to sound like a robot while I take a dump because at the end of the day I don't get paid for 7 days and that's all I can afford and I don't want to pass this deal up!!

i never said that, i don't think you understand how  absolutely fucking serious i am about this ad

I too am serious, but not at $295.  Offer still stands have mined a bit more now so can swing .1 BTC + some paypal in combination if interested.

If not please enjoy the killer Japanese seizure robots in the mean time:

http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~cult/mirrors/seizure/

[Bitcoinorama]

You've just made my day!

And it's a Monday.

Monday rarely wants me to enjoy myself...

You made Monday feel like it's Friday!!

Agreed stayed to read the whole thing, as well as the responses...

[Mushroomized]

This seems like a simply amazing deal and I am ready to take the discounted offer of $50 via paypal or $35 paypal and .05 BTC for all 13 erupters, teh 2 hubs and the fan specifically because I want to sound like a robot while I take a dump because at the end of the day I don't get paid for 7 days and that's all I can afford and I don't want to pass this deal up!!

i never said that, i don't think you understand how  absolutely fucking serious i am about this ad

I too am serious, but not at $295.  Offer still stands have mined a bit more now so can swing .1 BTC + some paypal in combination if interested.

If not please enjoy the killer Japanese seizure robots in the mean time:

http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~cult/mirrors/seizure/

sorry bro bitcoin only, i dont have a paypal since i dont like willingly paying to get ripped off

[danieldaniel]

This seems like a simply amazing deal and I am ready to take the discounted offer of $50 via paypal or $35 paypal and .05 BTC for all 13 erupters, teh 2 hubs and the fan specifically because I want to sound like a robot while I take a dump because at the end of the day I don't get paid for 7 days and that's all I can afford and I don't want to pass this deal up!!

i never said that, i don't think you understand how  absolutely fucking serious i am about this ad

Fucking serious?  I dunno man... I think it's a little early in the relationship for that.

Anyways, I had no idea eruptors were discontinued! 

[Mushroomized]

still selling these brotatoes and sistaros

[machintab]

very interested just sent you a pm

[Mushroomized]

im going to have time to look over all my pms tongiht or tomoorw so much sworkwkorkwrokw rowkworo

[crazyates]

BWAHAHA! I missed this when it was posted, and someone just linked to it. That's great!

So did you end up selling them?

[grendel25]

O...mg  lol.  This was greaat!!

[miaviator]

I almost don't want you to sell these just so I can watch your responses.

$100 for the lot.  With a printed copy of the ad signed to frame.

[Mushroomized]

I almost don't want you to sell these just so I can watch your responses.

$100 for the lot.  With a printed copy of the ad signed to frame.

throw in 500000 dollars and we got a deal

[SaltySpitoon]

This is actually worth it now. There are a handful of people buying Erupters for 0.03-0.04 BTC per piece

[datguys]

is that how old you'll be before you get ROI?

[vual]

ill offer you 0.11 usd the lot.....
not because i want it, but because i liked this part of the add:

"point it at yourself, point it at the miners, plug it into your phone with a usb OTG cable and talk into so you sound like a fucking robot while you call your grandma while taking a dump i dont give a shit"

[Mushroomized]

ill offer you 0.11 usd the lot.....
not because i want it, but because i liked this part of the add:

"point it at yourself, point it at the miners, plug it into your phone with a usb OTG cable and talk into so you sound like a fucking robot while you call your grandma while taking a dump i dont give a shit"

oh shit 11 cents? deal

[Mushroomized]

cmon nerds

[Kluge]

Third best thread on forum.

(needed some ideas from here)

[eoakland]

OP awesome thread, thank you for the laugh. 

[betterangels]

Awesome ad, not awesome price.  This thing will make about a dollar a day at current difficulty, and with how hard it's skyrocketing, you'll be lucky to make $30 out of the lifetime of it.

UH OH its the MINING PROFITABILITY POLICE

hahahaha LOL
That's what I call an good AD 

[guitarplinker]

I'm surprised these miners haven't sold yet. The advertising is so awesome!

"I stuck together with some foam and tape, because I felt like it."

Haha one of the many awesome parts of the ad.