selling... JESUS CHRIST, A USB MINING KIT WITH ERUPTORS?

[Mushroomized]

holy fucking shit look at this
 


WOW, THATS GREAT!

im selling 10 no, THIRTEEN asic block eruptors ^{holy shit!}



you might be asking -

 (you ->)
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but mushroomized, thats amazing, surely i would pay 300$ for that!

NOPE, not 300, not 400 or even 200, but 295 USD!


Wow! Jesus christ, that guy's insane - you might be thinking this, but would an insane person

THROW IN TWO D-LINK USB HUBS?

thats right, this badboy comes with two usb hubs i stuck together with some foam and tape, because i felt like it

now if your gentialia hasnt been inverted by the sheer amazingness of this offer, you probably didnt have any in the first place but

thats right


this comes with a USB ARTIC fan

point it at yourself, point it at the miners, plug it into your phone with a usb OTG cable and talk into so you sound like a fucking robot while you call your grandma while taking a dump i dont give a shit

you can order this badboy through bitmit, or if you are up to the challenge post an offer here and we can work out some escrow

 https://www.bitmit.net/en/item/79360-bitcoin-asic-miner-block-erupter-kits-4-290-gh-s

[chanberg]

lol " point it at yourself " AHHAHAHAHAHA

[cxboyminer]

This is by far the funniest ad i've ever seen! Meh...

[cooldgamer]

Awesome ad, not awesome price.  This thing will make about a dollar a day at current difficulty, and with how hard it's skyrocketing, you'll be lucky to make $30 out of the lifetime of it.

[Mushroomized]

Awesome ad, not awesome price.  This thing will make about a dollar a day at current difficulty, and with how hard it's skyrocketing, you'll be lucky to make $30 out of the lifetime of it.

UH OH its the MINING PROFITABILITY POLICE

[IYFTech]

Dude. THAT'S what I call an AD!! 

Kudos to ya, but I ain't gonna buy it.

[kuusj98]

This is the most awesome start post I've ever read.

[HotSwap]

This is the most awesome start post I've ever read.

i concur, actually stayed to read the whole thing 

[bcbigbud420]

Funniest ad I've read in awhile, thanks for the laugh

[CrazyGuy]

Trade you a few sticks for that DSOne card.

[Jeffrey]

WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU USING?? I NEED IT!!

Pro advertisement

However.... I kinda lost what the deal is now lol.
13 erupters for $295?

[guitarplinker]

He needs to make the price smaller, make it looks like a smaller price.

[ingrownpocket]

This is even better than those 6 pack abs in 0.1 day ads.

[Mushroomized]

WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU USING?? I NEED IT!!

Pro advertisement

However.... I kinda lost what the deal is now lol.
13 erupters for $295?

and usb hubs/a fan
im willing to haggle since the price is kind of high

[rammy2k2]

funniest sell thread ever

[ABitcoinBrain]

send me your donation wallet I will send 0.001 bitcoins for your ad... Best ad of the year... I'm going to call grandma and take a dump right now!

[Mushroomized]

send me your donation wallet I will send 0.001 bitcoins for your ad... Best ad of the year... I'm going to call grandma and take a dump right now!

sure 1NNcXrNXyeoEkdtYXRfLNQtsciidCR8rBw

calling up grandma while dumping is what i refer to as calling grandma brown feel free to use this phrase

[papaminer]

BUTTERFLYLABS SHOULD HIRE YOU AND REPLACE INABA...

LOL

[Mushroomized]

BUTTERFLYLABS SHOULD HIRE YOU AND REPLACE INABA...

LOL

they could hire anyone for that matter...

[nachius]

This seems like a simply amazing deal and I am ready to take the discounted offer of $50 via paypal or $35 paypal and .05 BTC for all 13 erupters, teh 2 hubs and the fan specifically because I want to sound like a robot while I take a dump because at the end of the day I don't get paid for 7 days and that's all I can afford and I don't want to pass this deal up!!