Update: Airdrop campaign now live:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3305919.0. This'll help guarantee a full downline for early Ponziarians who Seed.
Update: See
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3279318.msg34305259#msg34305259 to read how we're incentivizing the first 13 folks who Seed Church of the Ponzion Mind.
Church of the Ponzion Mind
Please note: This endeavor is NOT satire or the likes thereof. Any humor encountered within is merely an extension of my personality.
Survival of any church is predicated on the recruitment of new members.
~Anonymous
Introduction:The crypto community was sadden with the demise of BitConnect and most every other lending program-cum-Ponzi scheme clone with the exception of those opting to not partake in what's deemed snake oil-esque shenanigans. But good news is on the horizon for those who believe.
Excerpt from
The Miracle of Seed Faith:
Expect a miracle.
Mark 11:24 says, “Whatever things you ask when you pray, believe that you receive them, and you will have them.” The moment we ask God for something - the moment we do our part and plant our Seed of faith - we should believe God that the answer is on its way. It’s important to expect our miracle so we can recognize it and reach out to take it when it comes.
And it’s also important to remember that God controls the time and method He will use to give back to us. We must keep trusting Him and expecting our miracle, no matter how long it takes to reach us.
The Method:Introducing
Church of the Ponzion Mind, a newly sanctioned
NRM cyberchurch catering to devotees of all faiths who conjointly embrace the sweet smell of success like flies attracted to a fresh steamy pile of horse shit that
Ponzis are infamously known to offer.
Our mission is to accept, embody, demonstrate and declare love for all people regardless of their religious affiliation (past or present) while providing a platform for crypto enthusiasts desiring to
Seed within their means.
Parishioners of Church of the Ponzion Mind are recognized as
Ponziarians, each planting a
Seed of faith of at least U$100, whereupon they're gifted equal-in-value
CPM to either sacrifice, trade or hodl, Harvesting a minimum 0.5247% interest compounded daily if the latter. Unlike former lending programs, Ponziarians have full control of their CPM coins.
Elgo: ERC20
Token: CPM
Total Supply: 52,475,247
[Fixed] Price Per CPM: U$0.5247
Inspiration:Initial inspiration:
https://futurism.com/bitcoin-cult-church-brooklyn/.
First proposed/iteration:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1681719.msg33822571#msg33822571.
Televangelists: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) -->
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y1xJAVZxXg (17,667,259 views and counting), cementing the legality of Church of the Ponzion Mind. Can churches accept Seed funding regardless what they opt to call said practice? Yes. Can churches reward those who Seed according to some formula, disclosed (as in our case) or not? Yes.
Perhaps a page in our Hymnal ...
Hierarchy, Faith Seeding & Harvest:- Witness: Sow U$100
- 0.5247% int. comp. daily: 1st Harvest 133 days; 2nd Harvest 210 days; 3rd Harvest 265 days
- Elder: Sow U$500
- 1.0494% int. comp. daily: 1st Harvest 67 days; 2nd Harvest 106 days; 3rd Harvest 133 days
- Minister: Sow U$1,000
- 1.5741% int. comp. daily: 1st Harvest 45 days; 2nd Harvest 71 days; 3rd Harvest 89 days
- Bishop: Sow U$5,000
- 2.0988% int. comp. daily: 1st Harvest 34 days; 2nd Harvest 53 days; 3rd Harvest 67 days
- Cardinal: Sow U$10,000
- 2.6235% int. comp. daily: 1st Harvest 27 days; 2nd Harvest 43 days; 3rd Harvest 54 days
All Seed amounts are fixed but you're encouraged to sow additional Seeds, for the more you sow, the more you'll reap.
Refferal Program - 3X4 Forced Matric:As new Ponziarians enter the fold, they'll be added to the downline, whereupon additional payouts will be doled to former Ponziarians according to the following schedule:
- 1st Tier (3 Ponziarians): 10%
- 2nd Tier (9 Ponziarians): 7%
- 3rd Tier (27 Ponziarians): 4%
- 4th Tier (81 Ponziarians): 1%
Thus, Ponziarians will reap no less than U$282 based on if all the 120 devotees below them Seed the minimum U$100; more if any Seed U$500, U$1,000, U$5,000 or U$10,000, not to mention subsequent Seeds sowed, mostly at U$100.
Remittance will be in four payments as each tier is filled, paid in BTC, BCH or ETH, i.e. if all Seed U$100: U$30; U$63; U$108; U$81 (respectively). Yes, you can opt to Seed your downline rewards for a more bountiful Harvest.
Ponziarians can request that their subsequent Seeds be place in the 1st Tier directly below them, in essence enjoying a 10% discount on those Seeds. Such placements will be timestamped accordingly for Harvest rewards. The aforementioned practice is NOT recommended as we approach one million Ponziarians.
Participation:CMP are rewarded in Seed lots of U$100 up to U$10,000 (see
Hierarchy, Faith Seeding & Harvest: above) at the fixed rate of U$0.5247 per, equating to 191 CPM for U$100.
ETH Wallet Addy: 0x281d01cFa50E95ca56ff8298167e1144C52A5967
BTC & BCH Wallet Addys: (available after first Seed has been sowed via ETH)
The first person to Seed U$100 via ETH will not only receive 191 CPM (100/0.5247 = 190.58509625) but will be able to redeem them 191 CPM for U$100+ in BTC, BCH or ETH in 16 days, 8+ times quicker than the calculated 133 days for the earliest Harvest date in achieving an ROI when compounding 0.5247% interest daily according to
THIS SITE. Plus, you'll be at the very top of the referral matrix, guaranteeing you the first [minimum] U$282 payout in short order.
Bonuses:Excluding the first Ponziarian mentioned in
Participation: above, bonuses for founding Ponziarians are as follows:
- #1 - 13 Ponziarians: Harvests are reaped 4 times quicker and referral rewards are tripled
- #14 - 121 Ponziarians: Harvests are reaped 2 times quicker and referral rewards are doubled
- #122 - 1,093 Ponziarians: Harvests are reaped 1.5 times quicker and referral rewards are 1.5X
See
Lucky 13: below
FAQ: regarding an additional bonus for the first 13 Ponziarians.
FAQ:Q. Are there plans for a physical building for Church of the Ponzion Mind?
A. Yes, preferably a historic vacant church in the country with acreage.
Q. Is there an ICO in the works?
A. No, albeit Initial Church Offering rolls off the tongue nicely and could've easily been marketed as such. Bonuses for early Ponziarians who Seed (see
Bonuses: above) will quasi-act as an ICO.
Q. What happens once participation becomes lackluster? Do you have an exit scam strategy?
A. No need for an exit strategy. We'll simply reboot where the last 10% who've Seeded will be first in line to be at the top of the modified model followed by the previous 10%, continuing all the way up to the top 10% who first Seeded - enjoying Harvests - prior to allowing new Ponziarians into the fold in perpetuating the scheme. See
Lucky 13: below for further considerations.
Q. Where's your fuckin website?
A. Forthcoming, dude, and watch your language in case children are present.
Q. What state or country do you plan on having your charter in?
A. Would it shock you if it were the US? That's the plan, bud, including registering with the IRS as an
NPO.
Q. Will CPM be available to trade on exchanges?
A. Yes, on as many as possible including featured on
CMC. Regardless of the exchange rates on the various crypto exchanges, ALL CPM in our control will be offered at the fixed rate of U$0.5247 each.
Q. Will somebody on staff at Church of the Ponzion Mind pray for a Harvest of my Seed?
A. We believe that it's best for you to pray for your desired outcome since your voice would be louder than any of ours.
Q. Is it true that the person who founded Church of the Ponzion Mind is User of the Year on this (BitcoinTalk) forum?
A. Yes, so if you're looking to Seed a venture whose principals are unknown, then don't waste any further time on this thread.
Lucky 13:The first 13 Ponziarians who Seed will be able to jump queue during any and all future Ponzis directly after the first round of the bottom 10% Ponziarians of the previous Ponzi had an opportunity to enroll first. See FAQ 3 above if not versed, asking questions if this concept or any others are unclear.
Scripture of the day:
“One day the older daughter said to the younger, ‘Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children—as is the custom all over the earth. Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.’”
~Genesis 19: 31-32
Bruno aka Ponziarch Fiddy V (V as in 5th opposed to I, II, etc.)
Projected garb of choice when officiating ...
