No Other Foundation Than That Which Is In Flying Monster Spaghetti

[Mike Christ]

“Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. Ramen.”

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Holy Prayer – Unknown

[Vod]

[cooldgamer]

I think this is my new favorite thread on the whole site 

[Vod]

“Hail meatsauce, full of beef. The Spaghetti Monster is with you...”
~ Ragu on Pastafarianism

[pedrog]

RAmen brothers.

[dank]

What's ironic is that the flying spaghetti monster does indeed exist in our infinite universe, just like god.

[Vod]

What's ironic is that the flying spaghetti monster does indeed exist in our infinite universe, just like god.

Why is that ironic? 

[dank]

Because you all think the flying spaghetti monster debases the reality of god, when it only supports it.

[Mike Christ]

Because you all think the flying spaghetti monster debases the reality of god, when it only supports it.

It's not really an argument against God, but against organized religion.

[dank]

Organizing any system is destined to fail.  Just like the government.

The foundation of religion, spirituality, is still true and real.

[Vod]

Organizing any system is destined to fail.  Just like the government.

The universe started in chaos (big bang) and has organized itself quite nicely.

[dank]

Nothing is random.

And the universe was not created by man, it's a perfect system because it is natural, like anarchy.

[Vod]

Nothing is random.

And the universe was not created by man, it's a perfect system because it is natural, like anarchy.

The universe wasn't created by anybody.  It's always existed.

You speak often of a multiple universes theory, and that's fine.  But what you fail to understand is in OUR universe there are certain physical laws.  Magic does not exist.  It may exist in other universes where there are different laws of physics, but here it does not.  Without magic, you have no possibility of a god.

[dank]

I have said that is has always existed before and always will.  Glad to see you're getting the concepts of infinity.

Magic does exist on earth, people encounter small bursts of it more often than you think (at least I have last year).

We just need to train our minds to become more magical.

[Vod]

I have said that is has always existed before and always will.  Glad to see you're getting the concepts of infinity.

Magic does exist on earth, people encounter small bursts of it more often than you think (at least I have last year).

We just need to train our minds to become more magical.

That's where you skew from actuality.

Magic does not exist in our universe.  We have physical laws in our universe that cannot be broken.  (Yes, that means you did not stop a cloud with your mind.)

If you feel magic does exist, why not prove it, make a cool million dollars, and pay squall back?
http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/1m-challenge/challenge-application.html

[cooldgamer]

I have said that is has always existed before and always will.  Glad to see you're getting the concepts of infinity.

Magic does exist on earth, people encounter small bursts of it more often than you think (at least I have last year).

We just need to train our minds to become more magical.

Aaaand he's back to talking crazy

[dank]

I have said that is has always existed before and always will.  Glad to see you're getting the concepts of infinity.

Magic does exist on earth, people encounter small bursts of it more often than you think (at least I have last year).

We just need to train our minds to become more magical.

That's where you skew from actuality.

Magic does not exist in our universe.  We have physical laws in our universe that cannot be broken.  (Yes, that means you did not stop a cloud with your mind.)

If you feel magic does exist, why not prove it, make a cool million dollars, and pay squall back?
http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/1m-challenge/challenge-application.html

Then why have many people broken physics?  Because the universe has no law.  Law is not natural.

[cooldgamer]

I have said that is has always existed before and always will.  Glad to see you're getting the concepts of infinity.

Magic does exist on earth, people encounter small bursts of it more often than you think (at least I have last year).

We just need to train our minds to become more magical.

That's where you skew from actuality.

Magic does not exist in our universe.  We have physical laws in our universe that cannot be broken.  (Yes, that means you did not stop a cloud with your mind.)

If you feel magic does exist, why not prove it, make a cool million dollars, and pay squall back?
http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/1m-challenge/challenge-application.html

Then why have many people broken physics?  Because the universe has no law.  Law is not natural.

Dude, nobody has broken physics.  If a scientific law can be broken, then it's not a law.

[Vod]

Then why have many people broken physics?  Because the universe has no law.  Law is not natural.

No one has ever broken the laws of our universe.  It can't be done - they are called laws for a reason.

In other universes, or in your mind, these laws may be broken.  But not in our universe.

[dank]

I have said that is has always existed before and always will.  Glad to see you're getting the concepts of infinity.

Magic does exist on earth, people encounter small bursts of it more often than you think (at least I have last year).

We just need to train our minds to become more magical.

That's where you skew from actuality.

Magic does not exist in our universe.  We have physical laws in our universe that cannot be broken.  (Yes, that means you did not stop a cloud with your mind.)

If you feel magic does exist, why not prove it, make a cool million dollars, and pay squall back?
http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/1m-challenge/challenge-application.html

Then why have many people broken physics?  Because the universe has no law.  Law is not natural.

Dude, nobody has broken physics.  If a scientific law can be broken, then it's not a law.

You're correct, scientific law is not law, it's theory.

I have witnessed a large lamp jump off a table with nobody around it, several people saw it and were like wtf?

My friend has unintentionally levitated before, several people saw it.

Another friend has witnessed levitation of an iPhone, two people saw it.

My life experiences tell me science is not the final frontier.