I'm sooo cheap...

[MakeBelieve]

I'm so cheap I only order water when eating anywhere.

[Kluge]

Ordered plain water every time I go to McDonald ...

Wife does this, too. She also collects non-burnable trash to take to a store trash can so we aren't paying for trash-hauling service.

[beetcoin]

i only use 1 ply toilet paper  
instead of using drive thru, i go inside del taco where i can grab lots of hot sauce 

[Kouye]

I drink beer. Both less expensive and more nourishing than water.

[PrintMule]

I drink beer. Both less expensive and more nourishing than water.

I've bough some cans of cheap (0.43$) beer, that is 8.8% 500ml recently

Piss poor taste (you can kinda taste the spirits/alcohol in it) but it was the best bang for the buck I've ever got. As a 'bonus' it gives a mini hangover in an hour or two.

[SPC_Bitcoin]

I am so cheap that I hoard BTC.

that's not cheap, that's smart!

I'm so cheap, I heat the bed with a hair dryer. double down blankets keep it warm.

[CoinGeneral]

I'm so cheap I would go to a trash can and eat trash food from there because $1 for a burger is too much

Also I don't even use my own Internet connection but go to a library because f internet bills

Also I don't use any lights in the house, when it's night time no lights

Also I don't even live in a house, f paying property taxes and utility bills and maintenance

Also I don't even wear any clothes f clothes, it costs a dollar to wash who would waste money on that

Also screw getting water for free, I simply drink my own yellow water and recycle it over and over

Also screw food, I make my own food with my own body sitting down

Also screw cars and taxis, I'd rather walk for 8 days straight to arrive in the next state over rather than waste $20 getting a taxi for that f that