The Fed prints a new dollar every day and everyone tries to buy chickens to protect themselves from inflation?
Bravo!
, but might I suggest...
The Fed prints a new dollar every day and everyone tries to buy
bitcoins to protect themselves from inflation?
Chickens are also an inflationary product, as they can lay eggs that hatch into chicks, and are high maintenance as you need to feed and take care of them if you want them to multiply...
Bitcoins on the other hand are very very low maintenance.