ITT we pretend its 1996

[Authentic]

Bill Clinton just got re-elected!

[Phinnaeus Gage]

My 1997 resolution is to stop fucking goats. This shit is gettin outta hand. I can't get enough goat pussy, ass and yes--dick. Seriously, I'm going to quit for sure this year... WTF (just made that up and means What The Fuck)! I've never noticed the other end of the goat. Maybe 1998 if what I have in mind works out.

Tony J. Glotz (my real name)

PS: Don't worry about putting stuff on the internet because nobody will even read it and it's not saved very long. Damn, that goat's got a purdy mouth. I will BRB (be right back) in a couple hours after I download a Prince song. Ain't it amazing that the internet is getting faster and faster each year?

[BitcoinAddicts]

Does anyone know what that weird noise is everytime I try to get online?

You mean ti ton, ti ton, ti ton, ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, ti ton....?

[CoinGeneral]

If gas prices become any higher than 80 cents I'm getting a bike

[b!z]

Does anyone know what that weird noise is everytime I try to get online?

You mean ti ton, ti ton, ti ton, ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, ti ton....?

No, it sounds like tii tii ton tii tonnnnnnn

[MaxBTC1]

If gas prices become any higher than 80 cents I'm getting a bike

I know man.

Its like we need to invade some middle eastern country for their oil.  Any ideas?

[Authentic]

Has anyone here seen Mars Attacks? It's funny

[MaxBTC1]

If gas prices become any higher than 80 cents I'm getting a bike

I know man.

Its like we need to invade some middle eastern country for their oil.  Any ideas?

We just need a country who we can falsely accuse of having WMD's......

Get the fuck out of here our government would never do that.  You disgust me.

[Kluge]

I just flew to Canada, without a passport, to open up a bank account, funded in cash. No weird "airplane authorities" shoved a magic wand up my ass, and I didn't need to give my fingerprints at the bank. It was great!

I was kind of surprised they were so unfazed by a five-year-old opening a bank account, though. 

[ASanerWorld]

Hey, this is cool - I just built my first web site and that grey background looks kind of cool!

[MaxBTC1]

Hey, this is cool - I just built my first web site and that grey background looks kind of cool!

I've heard of one of them...is that on the interweb?

And how does one say website?

like a spider web? or weeb - like I went to the toilet and weeb myself?

[(A)social]

The new Amiga logo. Cool!  

[Xian01]

The Ministry "Sphinctour" was kick-ass. God-bless Al Jourgensen for kicking Heroin.

[MaxBTC1]

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[Phinnaeus Gage]

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[Phinnaeus Gage]

Whenever I want to download a Volvo banner ad, I use Netscape.

[Kiki112]

The war in Croatia just stopped but there are some conflicts about the peaceful reintegration :/