Sell your device on ebay and try to weasel out of your contract by claiming you moved out of cell phone range. I think that by law, if a provider cannot provide you service the contract is voided. But I could be wrong about that. Or jailbreak the thing I guess.
Actually, I personally would not and do not even consider using Window or Android for access to sensitive data. Never used Apple products since I had to try to support them in the mid-90's. I've always considered Apple's business practices to be worse than even Microsoft's, and never felt a social need to be seen with a cool machine (car, phone, etc.)
I totally agree, I worked for Apple and Jobs was a huge DICK no matter what he invented. I got the new Note, and Apple missed out on a sale which im pretty happy about. Bitcoin single-handidly cost another huge obviously hostile company a potential sale and thats great for bitcoin.