Toronto Mayor Ford says he's giving up alcohol for good

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I'm giving up masterbating for good.

What are you giving up for good?

~TMIBTCITW

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Maple syrup.

Ain't that ironic! You'll never guess what container I store used to store my...

Try not to think of me the next time you eat pancakes or waffles or French toast.  

"Honey, you haven't touched your pancakes. Is something the matter?"

[xkeyscore89]

I'm paraphrasing a little but I believe he said at a city council meeting recently, "She said I wanted to eat her pussy, I didn't want to eat her pussy, I get more than enough to eat at home, thank you very much!"


Classy.

[naypalm]

A friend of mine was a lazy person... so lazy that he'd piss in empty laundry soap bottles rather than walk 5 more steps to the washroom. After a large number of them piled up, he'd empty them out and found that piss glows after fermenting in a soap jug for a few years.

[beetcoin]

lol, give up the alcohol.. but the prostitution, meth, and cocaine addictions? nah.

[monbux]

lol, give up the alcohol.. but the prostitution, meth, and cocaine addictions? nah.

He's not addicted to cocaine, but he does admit to being a total ass when being drunk, classified as a "stupid drunk".

[beetcoin]

lol, give up the alcohol.. but the prostitution, meth, and cocaine addictions? nah.

He's not addicted to cocaine, but he does admit to being a total ass when being drunk, classified as a "stupid drunk".

so he's addicted to alcohol, but not to cocaine, drugs or sex... and now that he's quitting alcohol, where do you think he'll turn to? the problem is not the alcohol... it's his tendency for addiction.

[just_me]

Some things you ought to keep to yourself.

Masterbating is a form of 'err' from the Holy Bible, and Err died.


Toronto Mayor Ford ought to step down, because we do not need people who

smoke crack, or who allow crack, and who do nothing to try and get crack users to

do good instead of evil.

He has shown that he is not worthy to be mayor because of that.

[beetcoin]

Some things you ought to keep to yourself.

Masterbating is a form of 'err' from the Holy Bible, and Err died.


Toronto Mayor Ford ought to step down, because we do not need people who

smoke crack, or who allow crack, and who do nothing to try and get crack users to

do good instead of evil.

He has shown that he is not worthy to be mayor because of that.

are you being facetious? i think crack, alcoholism, and prostitution can be bad things.. but i also think money, cars, politicians, guns, and many other things that societal laws allow can be bad as well.

if he didn't have addictive traits, and just did coke for the hell of it from time to time, i wouldn't care. it's not my place to say.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

[lindatess]

Poor guy, the media are like scoundrels.

What a person does in their private time shouldn't be of our concern.

[b!z]

~TMIBTCITW

Why don't you just put that in your signature?