STOP!
GOSSIPS!
Mostly it seems like facts. There's some gossip I guess. Some poking fun. But mostly its facts that Matt himself left here and all over the internet for us to find.
He's like an Arrogant Easter Bunny, leaving precious eggs of insight into his personality gently hidden throughout the forums of the internet's wastelands. The eggs are there, only just a little out of sight, waiting for folks to walk by and see them, only these eggs are rotten so one is more likely to smell them first.
Kuods to the folks at SomethingAwful.com who've have found a ton of his rotten eggs (assuming the screen names are our same beloved Bitmole). I don't know where they find the time but it is absolutely amazing what this bunny is up to.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3413928&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=392#post394248384What I can't yet fathom is how Wright has the time to post so much on so many sites. Apparently he also uses the nick "miljeong" often and googling it reveals another basket of stinky eggs. I can only assume Matthew has discovered time travel yet uses it only to increase post counts on all of the world's forums. The attention he craves is massive.