Remind me to kick your Kung Fu ass, for this derails my goal of being the first person instrumental in accomplishing the largest charitable Bitcoin donation ever with the exact same amount via Typhoon Haiyan Relief Fund. But, never fear, for I'll still be able to accomplish said task by not only exceeding a $1M USD lump sum donation transfer via BitPay, it'll be the first Bitcoin only charitable crowdfunding effort to date.
No way am I taking time off from my RL venture--procuring and selling barn wood--to travel to Las Vegas to accomplish the task during the Inside Bitcoins (West) conference in vain after I finish up here at Thanksgiving at Satoshi Forest. I'll just need a proverbial ace up my sleeve, then act fast and furious (hint).
Too bad you didn't use Bets of Bitcoin, then there could've been a chance you wouldn't have had to honor your bet.
This post was penned as a reply to Bitcoin Jesus from TMIBTC