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November 24, 2013, 11:34:10 PM
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When I was kid I had similar experience with nice hair cutter, I could feel her body heat as she came in close. I did not masturbate though, you made it to new level of experience.

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November 25, 2013, 02:46:10 AM
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Damn, you remind me of a well known painter david choe.
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November 25, 2013, 03:38:59 AM
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"Embarrassed myself in public today...."

Dude, you're an embarrassment. Period.

Say that to my face and not on the internet and see what happens bro




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November 25, 2013, 03:54:19 AM
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That's quite the story OP has here.  I'm pretty sure she would remember though.

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November 25, 2013, 03:56:00 AM
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"Embarrassed myself in public today...."

Dude, you're an embarrassment. Period.

Say that to my face and not on the internet and see what happens bro

yeah bro, he'll just jack off on you.. he's been known to do this, dog.
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November 25, 2013, 12:44:35 PM
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http://live-forums.com/111108/Got-caught-jerking-off-at-the-hair-dresser-s-today.html

03-30-2013, 12:32 AM

So , was it today?
You really need attention , little guy.
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November 25, 2013, 05:11:48 PM
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"Embarrassed myself in public today...."

Dude, you're an embarrassment. Period.

Say that to my face and not on the internet and see what happens bro

yeah bro, he'll just jack off on you.. he's been known to do this, dog.

Eww, right. Might turn the sick fuck on.
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November 25, 2013, 05:13:22 PM
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Ive always fantasized about jerking off in public while looking at a pretty thing, and when i was at the hair dresser's today i thought my fantasy would finally come true. I walked in there and notice the usual older lady that cuts my hair wasnt there, instead there was a beautiful lady in her late 20's, she was wearing a body hugging tight top showing her large firm breasts and ever so tight black leggings with a nice round ass.

The way she move while i watched her giving another person a haircut gave me a boner and i had to meditate to get it down. She called my name from the computer and i stood up and went over to the chair, from the second i sat down i could feel the sexual energy between us as she put that cape over me to protect me from my own hairs making me dirty.

I could feel her body heat as she came in close to cut my hair, i watched her sexy ass move in the mirror, i think she noticed and didnt care, she knew i was gonna give her a big tip (pun intended). My hands were under this cape and before i knew it i was rubbing my hand on my crotch while i watched her, i cant believe a sexy woman like this had her hands on my hair, the same hands that probably go inside her vagina, the same hands that wipe her ass. She kept saying things like "keep ur head straight" and "move it backwards" all while her breasts came ever so close to my face as she trimmed my hair.

I kept rubbing my dick and i had never been so hard in my life before, she actually turned around for a bit to ask her supervisor for something and seeing her fine ass just about sent me over the top. She turned around and asked me if everything was fine, i said yes, then she said "why is ur face red?" I couldn't think of anything and i said "i have an allergy to haircutting", she just kinda gave me a wtf face and kept on cutting.

She hadn't made much small talk but that was fine with me, i was so close to getting caught but i kept going this time concentrating on her vagina protruding from her tight shiny pants. And boooom I blew a fat load in my boxers and started twitching all over the place and she ended up cutting chunks out of my hair, she was like omg dont move then she accidentally stepped on the cape and walked away and thats when i yelled "Nooooooo" as the cape fell off she saw my raging hard erection through the tent i made in my pants, there was also a wet spot there with jizz dripping down my legs. She screamed at me to leave but i started crying and apologizing while saying "please be my girlfriend?!!?!!!" She threatened the police on me so i quickly squeezed her buttocks and ran the f**k out of there. Phew wut a day, i think ill go back there in a month and hopefully she doesn't remember me.

This is brilliant! good read sir!
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November 25, 2013, 06:01:15 PM
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November 25, 2013, 08:10:33 PM
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I know how it feels man Sad

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November 26, 2013, 06:34:23 AM
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yo dafar, u been to walmart lately? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/25/brian-hounslow-walmart-masturbator-video-beth-davis_n_4337816.html
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November 26, 2013, 01:16:37 PM
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Heights man! How strange fantasies people have nowadays, lol.

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November 26, 2013, 02:42:55 PM
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"Embarrassed myself in public today...."

Dude, you're an embarrassment. Period.

I missed that part. The stylist was on her period? That explains her attitude. The guy provided her a handsome home, in this case a large (assumed) tent, and she turns it down, opting to seek something better.
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November 26, 2013, 03:10:47 PM
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This story gave me morning wood.  Or maybe the porn on my phone did... either way it's pretty hot up in here.
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November 27, 2013, 11:45:42 PM
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"Embarrassed myself in public today...."

Dude, you're an embarrassment. Period.

Say that to my face and not on the internet and see what happens bro

yeah bro, he'll just jack off on you.. he's been known to do this, dog.

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November 28, 2013, 01:24:51 AM
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FFS, I'm sure every time I go to get a haircut now I'll remember this thread and probably think to myself *I could probably get away with masturbating here right now* as a wry smile slowly creeps across my face as I finally lose the ability to hold in my laughter, then awkwardness will ensue. Thanks.



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November 28, 2013, 02:08:02 AM
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I am just happy I was not that hair dresser.
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May 02, 2014, 02:14:16 PM
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May 02, 2014, 10:06:52 PM
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LOOL, wtf dude you have some issues, next time don't go to head dresser save the money and get a hoe to relieve you self maybe you'll be less hyperactive, and you'll think of getting a real girlfriend
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