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November 23, 2013, 07:14:00 AM
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Ive always fantasized about jerking off in public while looking at a pretty thing, and when i was at the hair dresser's today i thought my fantasy would finally come true. I walked in there and notice the usual older lady that cuts my hair wasnt there, instead there was a beautiful lady in her late 20's, she was wearing a body hugging tight top showing her large firm breasts and ever so tight black leggings with a nice round ass.

The way she move while i watched her giving another person a haircut gave me a boner and i had to meditate to get it down. She called my name from the computer and i stood up and went over to the chair, from the second i sat down i could feel the sexual energy between us as she put that cape over me to protect me from my own hairs making me dirty.

I could feel her body heat as she came in close to cut my hair, i watched her sexy ass move in the mirror, i think she noticed and didnt care, she knew i was gonna give her a big tip (pun intended). My hands were under this cape and before i knew it i was rubbing my hand on my crotch while i watched her, i cant believe a sexy woman like this had her hands on my hair, the same hands that probably go inside her vagina, the same hands that wipe her ass. She kept saying things like "keep ur head straight" and "move it backwards" all while her breasts came ever so close to my face as she trimmed my hair.

I kept rubbing my dick and i had never been so hard in my life before, she actually turned around for a bit to ask her supervisor for something and seeing her fine ass just about sent me over the top. She turned around and asked me if everything was fine, i said yes, then she said "why is ur face red?" I couldn't think of anything and i said "i have an allergy to haircutting", she just kinda gave me a wtf face and kept on cutting.

She hadn't made much small talk but that was fine with me, i was so close to getting caught but i kept going this time concentrating on her vagina protruding from her tight shiny pants. And boooom I blew a fat load in my boxers and started twitching all over the place and she ended up cutting chunks out of my hair, she was like omg dont move then she accidentally stepped on the cape and walked away and thats when i yelled "Nooooooo" as the cape fell off she saw my raging hard erection through the tent i made in my pants, there was also a wet spot there with jizz dripping down my legs. She screamed at me to leave but i started crying and apologizing while saying "please be my girlfriend?!!?!!!" She threatened the police on me so i quickly squeezed her buttocks and ran the f**k out of there. Phew wut a day, i think ill go back there in a month and hopefully she doesn't remember me.




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November 23, 2013, 08:14:29 AM
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so you're one of those guys who brazenly jack off in public.. i've seen pics of guys like you on reddit.
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November 23, 2013, 08:16:08 AM
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Not sure if trolling....

If not, you should get help!
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November 23, 2013, 08:20:45 AM
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Not sure if trolling....

If not, you should get help!

i think he's been helping himself.
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November 23, 2013, 08:24:43 AM
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November 23, 2013, 08:58:46 AM
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Not sure if trolling....

If not, you should get help!

i think he's been helping himself.
Man, I've been loling reading this whole thread. The replies are almost as funny as the strory. Cheesy

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November 23, 2013, 11:07:43 AM
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And boooom I blew a fat load in my boxers ... there was also a wet spot there with jizz dripping down my legs.
You mean you weren't even wearing a condom? Or drinking a soda that you could "accidentally" spill on your pants at the crucial moment to hide the stain? Seriously, what exactly was your plan here? Fucking amateurs... Roll Eyes

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November 23, 2013, 11:11:07 AM
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And boooom I blew a fat load in my boxers ... there was also a wet spot there with jizz dripping down my legs.
You mean you weren't even wearing a condom? Or drinking a soda that you could "accidentally" spill on your pants at the crucial moment to hide the stain? Seriously, what exactly was your plan here? Fucking amateurs... Roll Eyes
Looks like we have public fapper pros here.  Roll Eyes So any other tips on hownto hide it? Cheesy

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November 24, 2013, 03:13:47 AM
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Ive always fantasized about jerking off in public while looking at a pretty thing, and when i was at the hair dresser's today i thought my fantasy would finally come true. I walked in there and notice the usual older lady that cuts my hair wasnt there, instead there was a beautiful lady in her late 20's, she was wearing a body hugging tight top showing her large firm breasts and ever so tight black leggings with a nice round ass.

The way she move while i watched her giving another person a haircut gave me a boner and i had to meditate to get it down. She called my name from the computer and i stood up and went over to the chair, from the second i sat down i could feel the sexual energy between us as she put that cape over me to protect me from my own hairs making me dirty.

I could feel her body heat as she came in close to cut my hair, i watched her sexy ass move in the mirror, i think she noticed and didnt care, she knew i was gonna give her a big tip (pun intended). My hands were under this cape and before i knew it i was rubbing my hand on my crotch while i watched her, i cant believe a sexy woman like this had her hands on my hair, the same hands that probably go inside her vagina, the same hands that wipe her ass. She kept saying things like "keep ur head straight" and "move it backwards" all while her breasts came ever so close to my face as she trimmed my hair.

I kept rubbing my dick and i had never been so hard in my life before, she actually turned around for a bit to ask her supervisor for something and seeing her fine ass just about sent me over the top. She turned around and asked me if everything was fine, i said yes, then she said "why is ur face red?" I couldn't think of anything and i said "i have an allergy to haircutting", she just kinda gave me a wtf face and kept on cutting.

She hadn't made much small talk but that was fine with me, i was so close to getting caught but i kept going this time concentrating on her vagina protruding from her tight shiny pants. And boooom I blew a fat load in my boxers and started twitching all over the place and she ended up cutting chunks out of my hair, she was like omg dont move then she accidentally stepped on the cape and walked away and thats when i yelled "Nooooooo" as the cape fell off she saw my raging hard erection through the tent i made in my pants, there was also a wet spot there with jizz dripping down my legs. She screamed at me to leave but i started crying and apologizing while saying "please be my girlfriend?!!?!!!" She threatened the police on me so i quickly squeezed her buttocks and ran the f**k out of there. Phew wut a day, i think ill go back there in a month and hopefully she doesn't remember me.

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November 24, 2013, 08:26:09 AM
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You need help but you are not the only one

Thanks for the light entertainment

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November 24, 2013, 08:41:50 AM
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Made my day  Cheesy

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November 24, 2013, 11:29:35 AM
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Oh, gross!  Angry Why would you do that?  Shocked
If serious you should seek some kind of help, this is not acceptable man!  Angry
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November 24, 2013, 07:06:44 PM
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Thanks to the internet, here's what really happened.


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November 24, 2013, 07:16:19 PM
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that women with the big tits was a tranny  Roll Eyes
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November 24, 2013, 08:45:26 PM
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Sounds like you got yourself into a right sticky situation.
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November 24, 2013, 09:00:58 PM
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Sounds like you got yourself into a right sticky situation.
Ba-dum-ts! Cheesy
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November 24, 2013, 09:05:20 PM
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She threatened the police on me so i quickly squeezed her buttocks and ran the f**k out of there. Phew wut a day, i think ill go back there in a month and hopefully she doesn't remember me.

If you are for real: yes, in a  month she will recognise you and refuse to cut your hairs.

If not: nice story Smiley

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November 24, 2013, 10:04:32 PM
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What the hell O_o

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November 24, 2013, 11:11:40 PM
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What the hell O_o

OP commits sexual assault, brags about it on public bulletin board.

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November 24, 2013, 11:23:17 PM
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"Embarrassed myself in public today...."

Dude, you're an embarrassment. Period.
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