Pig shit isn't scarce.
Panda shit, then?
Okay. Can you tell the difference? Someone probably will be able to replicate
Gold is made (relatively) scarce by physics because of the amount of energy needed to be gold (and even more to form it). At the same time, it's durable, divisible and movable (in useful quantities).
True, although I would hardly call gold 'divisible' and 'movable'. It's doable of course, but not in a very practical fashion. Can't easily chip off a gram of gold at the bakery to pay my groceries.
Everything's relative, but moving wealth with Gold is easier than with Silver because there is less off it. There are practical limitations about divisibility also. Finally, you haven't even started about scraping and counter-fitting
Bitcoin is much better though
Agree
Good, but not the discussion at hand
PS: Is Kazimir a Peter F. Hamilton reference by any chance?