looking for 0,5 BTC for max. 5 Weeks, i give Back 0,5 BTC + 15 %

[SelfmadeAcademy]

Looking for 0,5 BTC for max. 5 Weeks, i give Back 0,5 BTC + 15 %

2 BTC = 20% what i will give back!

for the Safety i like contract and escrow service !

                 

[TheUltraElite]

Looking for 0,5 BTC for max. 5 Weeks, i give Back 0,5 BTC + 15 %

2 BTC = 20% what i will give back!

Tempting offer but one that only an idiot will take.

for the Safety i like contract and escrow service !

Of course you would. What do have to offer the banks here as collateral? Try asking a bank for some free 500$ loans and what you get in return other than a kick on your bum.
Nobody is doing a charity here. Offer some collateral in the form of altcoins or get lost.

[TMAN]

Looking for 0,5 BTC for max. 5 Weeks, i give Back 0,5 BTC + 15 %

2 BTC = 20% what i will give back!

for the Safety i like contract and escrow service !

                 

Ok deal, Ill send 2BTC to escrow, He sits on it for 2 weeks then you send me 0.4BTC and escrow releases back to me?

or are you suggesting you have goods/coins/tokens that are worth in excess of 2BTC and you are willing to send these to the escrow? I am a little lost here

[SelfmadeAcademy]

Looking for 0,5 BTC for max. 5 Weeks, i give Back 0,5 BTC + 15 %

2 BTC = 20% what i will give back!

for the Safety i like contract and escrow service !

                 

Ok deal, Ill send 2BTC to escrow, He sits on it for 2 weeks then you send me 0.4BTC and escrow releases back to me?

or are you suggesting you have goods/coins/tokens that are worth in excess of 2BTC and you are willing to send these to the escrow? I am a little lost here

my english is so shitt... i need it for 5 Weeks.. we can make a loan agreement, the escrow service is just for the safety if i signing the contract i will get for sure the BTC... i hope u understand it what i mean..

[TMAN]

my english is so shitt... i need it for 5 Weeks.. we can make a loan agreement, the escrow service is just for the safety if i signing the contract i will get for sure the BTC... i hope u understand it what i mean..

yes your English is "so shit" what does escrow mean?

[SelfmadeAcademy]

my english is so shitt... i need it for 5 Weeks.. we can make a loan agreement, the escrow service is just for the safety if i signing the contract i will get for sure the BTC... i hope u understand it what i mean..

yes your English is "so shit" what does escrow mean?

So your security is primarily the loan contract, so you're covered .. for my safety should be the escrow service.
Not when I sign the contract, and you do not send me BTC.
That would be shitty for me than.

[TMAN]

So your security is primarily the loan contract, so you're covered .. for my safety should be the escrow service.
Not when I sign the contract, and you do not send me BTC.
That would be shitty for me than.

my security is a bit of paper written by someone called SelfmadeAcademy who is new on an internet forum?

you do realise that in the next few hours unless you offer up some collateral your account will be tagged don't you princess?

[SelfmadeAcademy]

So your security is primarily the loan contract, so you're covered .. for my safety should be the escrow service.
Not when I sign the contract, and you do not send me BTC.
That would be shitty for me than.

my security is a bit of paper written by someone called SelfmadeAcademy who is new on an internet forum?

you do realise that in the next few hours unless you offer up some collateral your account will be tagged don't you princess?

yes a piece of paper certified by a notary...
ok, im new here, my english is not the best.. maybe u can Help me, what i need to do for safety?
i have think a contract  certified by a notary is enought...
I will give u all my Safety what i can just tell me what

[TheUltraElite]

yes a piece of paper certified by a notary...

I wonder which notary in this universe is going to accpet this type of a deal being made on a forum by someone called SelfmadeAcademy.

ok, im new here, my english is not the best.. maybe u can Help me, what i need to do for safety?

If you are new here you should have read the rules about collateral before asking for a loan. Now when you receive negative trust from DT dont come around saying that you were not warned.

i have think a contract  certified by a notary is enought...

You can use that paper as tissue to wipe your bum later on.

I will give u all my Safety what i can just tell me what

Offer a collateral? A valid one at least and read the rules regarding collateral.

[TMAN]

yes a piece of paper certified by a notary...
ok, im new here, my english is not the best.. maybe u can Help me, what i need to do for safety?
i have think a contract  certified by a notary is enought...
I will give u all my Safety what i can just tell me what

I will lend you 2BTC if you put $22,000 (thats USD) into an escrow account, or you put the same amount of ETH/LTC/VIA or XMR with an escrow.

if you cannot do any of the above then you haven't read the rules and deserve to be rapped by 100 sheep!

[Vod]

i have think a contract  certified by a notary is enought...

And what happens if you simply decide not to repay?  Do you fingers get broken, or does nothing at all happen to you?   

[SelfmadeAcademy]

yes a piece of paper certified by a notary...
ok, im new here, my english is not the best.. maybe u can Help me, what i need to do for safety?
i have think a contract  certified by a notary is enought...
I will give u all my Safety what i can just tell me what

I will lend you 2BTC if you put $22,000 (thats USD) into an escrow account, or you put the same amount of ETH/LTC/VIA or XMR with an escrow.

if you cannot do any of the above then you haven't read the rules and deserve to be rapped by 100 sheep!

again ... I give them as a security contract that we can have them certified by YOUR notary!
If that is not enough for you then spare me!
You can try it at 0.5 BTC, after 5 weeks you will see I am trustworthy and you can borrow with more.
I always assure 20% +!

[Vod]

again ... I give them as a security contract that we can have them certified by YOUR notary!

again - what happens if you decide not to pay back?

[Sellingaccs]

again - what happens if you decide not to pay back?

I must admit that you have a great sense of sarcasm.
Maybe i should ask for a 1000BTC loan for my collateral being my words "I will pay back". If scamming was that easy, everyone would do it.

Thanks for tagging this piece of shit Vod

[SelfmadeAcademy]

i have think a contract  certified by a notary is enought...

And what happens if you simply decide not to repay?  Do you fingers get broken, or does nothing at all happen to you?   

court hearing, prison...?
i need to pay back everytime in my life to you.. collection agency ... and im not a scammer i just want do a good business... i have realy great contacts...

[SelfmadeAcademy]

i will looking for a collateral, maybe i can get ETH today

[SelfmadeAcademy]

I can give u my Laptop, and Iphone..
more i dont have .. actually

[TMAN]

I can give u my Laptop, and Iphone..
more i dont have .. actually

told you the red trust was coming, told you to read the rules... you didn't listen and now your account is fucked..

BYE!

[SelfmadeAcademy]

I can give u my Laptop, and Iphone..
more i dont have .. actually

told you the red trust was coming, told you to read the rules... you didn't listen and now your account is fucked..

BYE!

yeah i see.. -4   i like this system here, with this ratings... i will get collateral maybe than go back from -4 to 0?

[TMAN]

yeah i see.. -4   i like this system here, with this ratings... i will get collateral maybe than go back from -4 to 0?

no.. you need to follow the following steps, get yourself a go pro or set up a way to record yourself then commence recording..

1) slap your face 10 times with your right hand, then 11 with your left.
2) read out this sub forums rules, recite them 10 times
3) admit that Vod is the lending god and you are sorry for offending him
4) go to the meta sub and read out all the forum rules from the stickies.

Then stop recording and upload said video, post in here then message me I will then contact VOD and Lauda on your behalf and ask them to reconsider the negatives.

Never ask for a loan again unless you have 150% of the load amount available send to escrow in a top 10 alt coin..