call the police!!!
I think the problem with this idea is that OP has a conscience otherwise he would have surely done this already.
Calling the fuzz is a last resort and is unnecessary unless he doesn’t heed my polite request.
hey hilariousandco did you see my post where i asked how much he would have to pay you inorder for you to accept him continuing to do this? if not than please go read it and get back to me.