My next door neighbour continually smokes weed every 2-3 hours in his garden...

[hilariousandco]

And it's doing my fucking head in. I have nothing against weed and am in fact pro-drugs, but this shit fucking reeks and often makes me feel sick. It's complete schwag weed and he continually coughs his guts up pretty much every-time he smokes it from 6 in the morning to midnight. He coughs so violently that I've heard him puke several times. My windows are always shut yet it still gets in and smells vile. What do I do? If I ask him to stop doing it, I doubt he will. Do I threaten him with the police if he refuses? I don't want to do that, but this shit is making me feel physically sick, especially when he barfs. He lives with his grandad who has hated me since I was a child. He even attacked me on one occasion for no reason what-so-ever. I don't mind his grandson smoking it as long as I can't smell it or hear him. He also has a 1-2-year-old girl and often leaves her in the house whilst he goes outside to smoke. I can hear her crying and screaming whilst he's outside. He's a stupid skinny degenerate thieving Jeremy Kyle reject chav. I also believe I could kick the living shit out of him if it came to it, but I'm a pacifist and will only fight if I'm attacked and there's no other options.

And who the fuck actually gets addicted to weed? I mean seriously.

Wut do? Please advise.

[live627]

I'd say move away.

[sevenVII]

"suspected child endangerment" & "drugs" as an anonymous tip to the cops would definitely get them there quickly.

[hilariousandco]

I'd say move away.

Yeah, that's a great idea, from a house I've lived in all my life and he's been living in not even two years.

[mistress_magpie]

Talk to the kid, say you're worried about his health and suggest he gets a grinder and a vaporiser?

If he's smoking it with tobacco that won't work.

For the smell, re-fitting windows and air filters can sometimes help but those are 'spensive!

I sympathise greatly.

[CoinGeneral]

And it's doing my fucking head in. I have nothing against weed and am in fact pro-drugs, but this shit fucking reeks and often makes me feel sick. It's complete schwag weed and he continually coughs his guts up pretty much every-time he smokes it from 6 in the morning to midnight. He coughs so violently that I've heard him puke several times. My windows are always shut yet it still gets in and smells vile. What do I do? If I ask him to stop doing it, I doubt he will. Do I threaten him with the police if he refuses? I don't want to do that, but this shit is making me feel physically sick, especially when he barfs. He lives with his grandad who has hated me since I was a child. He even attacked me on one occasion for no reason what-so-ever. I don't mind his grandson smoking it as long as I can't smell it or hear him. He also has a 1-2-year-old girl and often leaves her in the house whilst he goes outside to smoke. I can hear her crying and screaming whilst he's outside. He's a stupid skinny degenerate thieving Jeremy Kyle reject chav. I also believe I could kick the living shit out of him if it came to it, but I'm a pacifist and will only fight if I'm attacked and there's no other options.

And who the fuck actually gets addicted to weed? I mean seriously.

Wut do? Please advise.

You know you can call the cops on him right? He'd go to prison for a few years. Just video tape him or get an audio recording of him admitting he is smoking weed by saying "Hey dude you smoke hash bro? Mind if I get a bit bra?" and he'll say "yeh dud ur a stunar 2? wuw join da club bra 420 4 da wen"

And then you'll be like "Sure but let me use the bathroom first" and that's when you dial 911 and say, I have evidence of person smoking weed and it wreaks, come over and arrest him.

Cops cars go *wee woo wee woo* gg stoner

[sevenVII]

Talk to the kid, say you're worried about his health and suggest he gets a grinder and a vaporiser?
...

He stated the child is either one or two years old...

[mistress_magpie]

I mean the grandson - not the grandson's toddler (the great grandson)

[lbr]

And it's doing my fucking head in. I have nothing against weed and am in fact pro-drugs, but this shit fucking reeks and often makes me feel sick. It's complete schwag weed and he continually coughs his guts up pretty much every-time he smokes it from 6 in the morning to midnight. He coughs so violently that I've heard him puke several times. My windows are always shut yet it still gets in and smells vile. What do I do? If I ask him to stop doing it, I doubt he will. Do I threaten him with the police if he refuses? I don't want to do that, but this shit is making me feel physically sick, especially when he barfs. He lives with his grandad who has hated me since I was a child. He even attacked me on one occasion for no reason what-so-ever. I don't mind his grandson smoking it as long as I can't smell it or hear him. He also has a 1-2-year-old girl and often leaves her in the house whilst he goes outside to smoke. I can hear her crying and screaming whilst he's outside. He's a stupid skinny degenerate thieving Jeremy Kyle reject chav. I also believe I could kick the living shit out of him if it came to it, but I'm a pacifist and will only fight if I'm attacked and there's no other options.

And who the fuck actually gets addicted to weed? I mean seriously.

Wut do? Please advise.

Yeah.. you must talk first(imo), tho since you have 'history' it prly won't help.
But don't make any threats! Cause when you actually will call the police you will be blamed and.. ppl do crazy things ; )

The safest way imo is calling police right away or reserve to violence right away. Sadly some ppl all they understand is the violence..
Or maybe taping all this first. Maybe install live-web-cam, but the way that it won't be linked to you.
Or make smoking in that particular place uncomfortable.. maybe by installing some powerfull lights.
Or ofc giving the guy some normal weed

[stonerdyke]

Ringing the police wont do shit, trust me, my neighbour rang the police on me 'cuz apparently the smoke was getting through the ceilling into his flat. All the cops did was tell me to be more careful, so now I just smoke outside. But if my neighbour had just come and said he had a problem then I would very happily of started smoking outside where it didnt bother him.

My sugestion would be to politely ask if he could smoke it away from your home.
If he starts being a dick then is the time to knock him out.

[hilariousandco]

And it's doing my fucking head in. I have nothing against weed and am in fact pro-drugs, but this shit fucking reeks and often makes me feel sick. It's complete schwag weed and he continually coughs his guts up pretty much every-time he smokes it from 6 in the morning to midnight. He coughs so violently that I've heard him puke several times. My windows are always shut yet it still gets in and smells vile. What do I do? If I ask him to stop doing it, I doubt he will. Do I threaten him with the police if he refuses? I don't want to do that, but this shit is making me feel physically sick, especially when he barfs. He lives with his grandad who has hated me since I was a child. He even attacked me on one occasion for no reason what-so-ever. I don't mind his grandson smoking it as long as I can't smell it or hear him. He also has a 1-2-year-old girl and often leaves her in the house whilst he goes outside to smoke. I can hear her crying and screaming whilst he's outside. He's a stupid skinny degenerate thieving Jeremy Kyle reject chav. I also believe I could kick the living shit out of him if it came to it, but I'm a pacifist and will only fight if I'm attacked and there's no other options.

And who the fuck actually gets addicted to weed? I mean seriously.

Wut do? Please advise.

You know you can call the cops on him right? He'd go to prison for a few years. Just video tape him or get an audio recording of him admitting he is smoking weed by saying "Hey dude you smoke hash bro? Mind if I get a bit bra?" and he'll say "yeh dud ur a stunar 2? wuw join da club bra 420 4 da wen"

And then you'll be like "Sure but let me use the bathroom first" and that's when you dial 911 and say, I have evidence of person smoking weed and it wreaks, come over and arrest him.

Cops cars go *wee woo wee woo* gg stoner

Haha, you don't go to jail for smoking weed in this country; it's not America. And I don't want police involved, nor would I want him to go to jail. He might be a fuck-up of a father, but kids need their parents. I know he'll probably just laugh if I ask him not to do it or go somewhere I can't smell it. Might ask his next door neighbour if she finds it such a problem, because I know she doesn't like it, but is she prepared to say something or second my thoughts? I may go round and see. I don't have an issue with any drug use as long as it's not negatively affecting any one else, but it is; he's neglecting his child and waking me the fuck up at 6AM making me feel sick.

[hieroglyph]

yea the people saying call the cops instead of you just speaking to your neighbor are lacking serious people skills.  Tell him the coughing fits and puking are not cool and the smell is harsh and he needs to find somewhere else and try to be polite about it.

It's is an awkward situation but nothing a little chat shouldn't be able to fix.

[CoinGeneral]

yea the people saying call the cops instead of you just speaking to your neighbor are lacking serious people skills.  Tell him the coughing fits and puking are not cool and the smell is harsh and he needs to find somewhere else and try to be polite about it.

It's is an awkward situation but nothing a little chat shouldn't be able to fix.

Yeah I want to see you solve this situation. We have here a drug addict that doesn't have a job that sits outside in his yard smoking weed from afternoon to midnight and doesn't feed his kids. The obvious answer is to just say "Hey, please stop smoking." I'm sure that will get through to him and his entire life habit will change.

/sarcasm

[beetcoin]

tell him to look into vaporizers.. his lungs won't get nearly as fucked up and the smell is barely there.. and he still gets high as fuck. i think you get more bang for you buck from it too.

[hilariousandco]

It's 3:21 AM here in the UK and guess what? He's fucking outside coughing away. It's fucking freezing outside. If I tell him to stop soon and he doesn't I'm gonna fill a super-soaker up full of my own steaming piss, pump that mother fucker up like I'm having an angry wank, and lean out the window and blast him in the face with it until he gets the idea and fucks off. Absolute plebeian cunt. Any time I can smell it; he's getting blasted.

tell him to look into vaporizers.. his lungs won't get nearly as fucked up and the smell is barely there.. and he still gets high as fuck. i think you get more bang for you buck from it too.

I doubt he can afford a vape. I often hear his phone calls when the debt collectors call and he refuses to pay his £25 or whaever that he owes. He must spend his entire dole money on weed. He's got three pair of trackies and that's all he wears. This guy really is Jeremy Kyle fodder.

[Mondy]

Tip the cops?

[hilariousandco]

Tip the cops?

Like I said before, I don't want to have to do that. I'm a reasonable guy, and hopefully he will heed my polite request, but if he doesn't; it's either a face full of piss or the po-po. Don't really want a rep of being a person who grasses peeps up to the police for smoking a bit of weed either, but this shit has got to stop.

[beetcoin]

maybe you could try burning a bag of shit and throwing it into his back yard.. with a note and a clear message of "stop fucking smoking that shit, ali G."

[sevenVII]

Tip the cops?

Like I said before, I don't want to have to do that. I'm a reasonable guy, and hopefully he will heed my polite request, but if he doesn't; it's either a face full of piss or the po-po. Don't really want a rep of being a person who grasses peeps up to the police for smoking a bit of weed either, but this shit has got to stop.

Seriously though, confronting this type of person will just escalate the problem. As satisfying as the piss-filled supersoaker would be, your best option would just let the police handle it. You're not the old lady twitching the blinds at nothing, this is a serious problem.

[lbr]

dress up, make sure drugs/something illegal is going on, receive some punches(enough for medical examination proof), knock him out, call the police -> friend of mine even made some money ; )

not that I advice you to do this..