Math, Physics, and more... Homework Services

[nickjer]

Thought I'd offer some of my services

What are my services
I basically do what you don't want to do in school. What does that mean?

I will do your homework for you, including showing work if you request. This includes, but is not limited to, online assignments, online quizzes, take-home exams, and anything that wouldn't require me showing up in person to class

Is this a free service? Haha, my poor naive friend, god no. But prices are definitely negotiable depending on the complexity of the problem.

Highschool and College level courses offered:
Physics (physics I, physics II, modern physics, quantum physics, even physics engineering which includes statics...)
Math (geometry, trigonometry, algebra, calculus, linear algebra, differential equations, and more...)
Programming (depends on the scale of the project)
Chemistry (general chemistry)
Accounting (have had success doing homework for some people, mostly self taught)
possibly more if you give me the assignment and I take time to read up on it. preferably in the math/sciences...

How does it work:
Just send me the assignment in any format of your choosing, preferably pdf. I will send you a quote for my services. We negotiate a bit. Then in less than a day, I confirm that I am done, and you send me the payment. Upon which you get your wonderful solutions.

What forms of payment do you accept:
Bitcoins, litecoins, and PayPal (please send as gift to avoid that aweful 2-3% cut that paypal takes).

What if I want to learn the material instead:
I will gladly offer tutoring services, maybe through skype or in-person if you are in central Ohio

[nahtnam]

Do you do biology?

[nickjer]

Hah, unfortunately no. I can do math homework and possibly chemistry homework. But no biology

[nahtnam]

Hah, unfortunately no. I can do math homework and possibly chemistry homework. But no biology

Yeah, everything is easy for me but Chemistry and Biology. I hate them both but love physics and astronomy!!!

[raspcoin]

Hah, unfortunately no. I can do math homework and possibly chemistry homework. But no biology

Yeah, everything is easy for me but Chemistry and Biology. I hate them both but love physics and astronomy!!!

My personal guess would be that people interested in Bitcoin are also likely to have some interest in mathematics and/or physics.

[Pythonideus]

Do you do biology?

I can

[nahtnam]

Do you do biology?

I can

Haha, but I won't really learn anything that way...

[nickjer]

You don't pay the neighbor boy to cut your lawn to learn. You do it because you are lazy

So why not pay to have someone do your homework and take your online quizzes/exams.

[Pythonideus]

Do you do biology?

I can

Haha, but I won't really learn anything that way...

Need someone to help explain some stuff? (no charge)

[nahtnam]

Do you do biology?

I can

Haha, but I won't really learn anything that way...

Need someone to help explain some stuff? (no charge)

Ill pm you if I need some help... Thanks!

[RogerMendes]

I can help you guys with any subject... physics, chemistry or mathematics... don't see why would someone need help with biology, history or geography when professor Google is right there, but I can give you a hand with biology if you must. I can also write you an essay on any subject 

[SaltySpitoon]

Would you be willing to just help with stuff that isn't school related?

I'm actually tinkering around with a new system for "cold fusion" using an enriched Thorium source as well as an unknown (at this time) catalyst to hit the activation energy and liquid hydrogen required to start the reaction and maintain the system. (if we get passed the theoretical stage, I'll work on finding a research facility that would allow us to try this legally)

I had some High Energy Particle Physics and Relativistic Quantum Field Theory courses which discussed somewhat what I'm trying to do.

And if you want to get more abstract, I'm also working on using the before mentioned idea as a power supply that would work for an Alcubierre drive type system. We can share the nobel prize  

[nickjer]

I think you are on the wrong side of the binding energy curve with that thorium to be doing any useful fusion

But do let me know how that nobel prize turns out. Might be able to sell it for a few bitcoins

[nahtnam]

Ummmm.... What?

[RogerMendes]

I wish I could help you out with that but I'm afraid quantum physics and spacetime bending aren't my area of expertise ..... Wish you luck on your endeavour though

[SaltySpitoon]

I think you are on the wrong side of the binding energy curve with that thorium to be doing any useful fusion

But do let me know how that nobel prize turns out. Might be able to sell it for a few bitcoins

Hehe, yeah I know, Thorium goes through fission, but in order to start a fusion reaction, you need rediculous amounts of energy to hit the activation energy for reactions to start taking place, I'm talking about using Thorium + pehaps a liquid helium or deuterium catalyst to provide that initial energy to start the "cold" fusion reaction. I've already run the rough calculations for creating the magnetic field that would allow the reaction to run its couse, although I still have to find a location that would accomodate 7000 C temperatures.

[Pythonideus]

I think you are on the wrong side of the binding energy curve with that thorium to be doing any useful fusion

But do let me know how that nobel prize turns out. Might be able to sell it for a few bitcoins

Hehe, yeah I know, Thorium goes through fission, but in order to start a fusion reaction, you need rediculous amounts of energy to hit the activation energy for reactions to start taking place, I'm talking about using Thorium + pehaps a liquid helium or deuterium catalyst to provide that initial energy to start the "cold" fusion reaction. I've already run the rough calculations for creating the magnetic field that would allow the reaction to run its couse, although I still have to find a location that would accomodate 7000 C temperatures.

This interests me greatly. I would like to help if at all possible. Unfortunately, I'm still an undergrad and haven't taken any in-depth physics/chemistry courses; but I think if you explained the principles of such a device then I would be able to grasp it fairly quickly. PM me if at all interested

[nickjer]

I think you are on the wrong side of the binding energy curve with that thorium to be doing any useful fusion

But do let me know how that nobel prize turns out. Might be able to sell it for a few bitcoins

Hehe, yeah I know, Thorium goes through fission, but in order to start a fusion reaction, you need rediculous amounts of energy to hit the activation energy for reactions to start taking place, I'm talking about using Thorium + pehaps a liquid helium or deuterium catalyst to provide that initial energy to start the "cold" fusion reaction. I've already run the rough calculations for creating the magnetic field that would allow the reaction to run its couse, although I still have to find a location that would accomodate 7000 C temperatures.

This interests me greatly. I would like to help if at all possible. Unfortunately, I'm still an undergrad and haven't taken any in-depth physics/chemistry courses; but I think if you explained the principles of such a device then I would be able to grasp it fairly quickly. PM me if at all interested

I can only assume SaltySpoon is being sarcastic. If not then you can add him to a long list of crackpot physicists on the web. Just google all the people who have solved the greatest mysteries of physics by stringing a multitude of scientific words together into nonsensical sentences... You are better off taking those classes first and working on a research project in an accredited university.

[Pythonideus]

He probably is joking, but just in case, might as well ask right?

Besides, it's not even impossible (in fact it is a matter of great study atm)

http://phys.org/news/2012-09-uk-cautious-thorium-nuclear-fuel.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorium#Thorium_as_a_nuclear_fuel

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_fusion


Oh yeah he's definitely just fucking around

Hehe, yeah I know, Thorium goes through fission, but in order to start a fusion reaction, you need rediculous amounts of energy to hit the activation energy for reactions to start taking place, I'm talking about using Thorium + pehaps a liquid helium or deuterium catalyst to provide that initial energy to start the "cold" fusion reaction. I've already run the rough calculations for creating the magnetic field that would allow the reaction to run its couse, although I still have to find a location that would accomodate 7000 C temperatures.

I feel sufficiently retarded.

[SaltySpitoon]

I can only assume SaltySpoon is being sarcastic. If not then you can add him to a long list of crackpot physicists on the web. Just google all the people who have solved the greatest mysteries of physics by stringing a multitude of scientific words together into nonsensical sentences... You are better off taking those classes first and working on a research project in an accredited university.

Nope, not at all, I'm actually a Nuclear Physics student. I've got another year or year and a half to finish my masters.

7000 C is technically still cold fusion, as natural fusion is only known to take place on the sun. Its far more difficult, even theoretically to have that sort of reaction happen at 0C or whatever "Real" cold fusion is supposed to be at. So I believe the best chance is to replicate the Sun's process as closely as possible within earthly limitations. Its all highly theoretical anyway, so I far from believe I have a method down that will work, when thousands of far more qualified people have worked on it before me, but my goal is to establish new methods which haven't yet been tested. To my knowledge, no one has tried using a deuterium catalyst similar to the sun, to fuel an already started fusion reaction. It has been done with a hadron collider in someway or other, however it has been horribly power inefficent, requiring far more power to start than it could generate, and only allowed it to last for a split second. My plan is to essentially add fuel to allow a simple fission reaction (Thorium in this case due to its chemical properties) to maintain the energy required to hit the activation energy needed. I'm well aware I'd never get funding to actually try it out, but maybe someone with money will build off of my findings.

Anyway, if I need a lab assistant, I'll let you know  

Oh yeah he's definitely just fucking around

Hehe, yeah I know, Thorium goes through fission, but in order to start a fusion reaction, you need rediculous amounts of energy to hit the activation energy for reactions to start taking place, I'm talking about using Thorium + pehaps a liquid helium or deuterium catalyst to provide that initial energy to start the "cold" fusion reaction. I've already run the rough calculations for creating the magnetic field that would allow the reaction to run its couse, although I still have to find a location that would accomodate 7000 C temperatures.

I feel sufficiently retarded.

From your own link: "Cold fusion is a hypothetical type of nuclear reaction that would occur at, or near, room temperature, compared with temperatures in the millions of degrees that is required for "hot" fusion"

I find 7000C to be far closer to 25C than 1 Million + C


Also, I shall not derail your thread anymore. If you wish to discuss, we can do it via pm.