Need Personal Assistant

[applelover]

I need to hire an assistant who will do odd jobs for me on a part time basis.  I will pay $10 per hour in bitcoins.  Here are sample tasks I may need done

1)find all news articles relating to megacoin in last few months, print them, and mail to me
2)find me someone, and screen them, to teach me chinese, and then coordinate a lesson for me
3)register a domain name and put up this a simple site with x specifications

of course the more competent and smart you are, the more jobs i can give, and i could pay more than $10. 

You can tell me briefly about yourself and convince me to hire you in this thread, or send a PM.  If you live in Boston area/MA and can do stuff in person that is even better.

[monbux]

Why do you want to hire someone to print something when they can send it digitally over to you easily?
I can try helping you do these odd jobs, not really excited though.  I can do #1 for you, PM me. 

[LightMotionStudios]

pm'd

[applelover]

Why do you want to hire someone to print something when they can send it digitally over to you easily?
I can try helping you do these odd jobs, not really excited though.  I can do #1 for you, PM me. 

yes fascinating question, why would i want to have something to read on paper?? who knows, just a mystery for the ages i guess.

[Pythonideus]

Why do you want to hire someone to print something when they can send it digitally over to you easily?
I can try helping you do these odd jobs, not really excited though.  I can do #1 for you, PM me. 

yes fascinating question, why would i want to have something to read on paper?? who knows, just a mystery for the ages i guess.

Will you pay for shipping/printing charges?

[RogerMendes]

Yeah.. depending on where in the world this assistant is than by the time you get your papers they're already outdated lol.... if you're a true applelover than you should have an iPad, and if you do have one, than it really is a mystery why you would want something written on paper to read, and if you are an applelover without an iPad, still, you live in US man, you could buy a cheapass tablet just to read stuff, in the long run it'll be cheaper than paying for papers and shipping costs. Seems like you need an assistent to set the roles of your assistent 

[peterle]

you still in Need of a Personal Assistant?

[rammy2k2]

you sound like u are a lazy person ... no wonder u're a apple lover 

[applelover]

Why do you want to hire someone to print something when they can send it digitally over to you easily?
I can try helping you do these odd jobs, not really excited though.  I can do #1 for you, PM me. 

yes fascinating question, why would i want to have something to read on paper?? who knows, just a mystery for the ages i guess.

Will you pay for shipping/printing charges?

lol wtf are these questions.  did i stumble into the rock iq section of this forum

[applelover]

i must be getting trolled here right???

[Jcw188]

i must be getting trolled here right???

I live in the specified area.  Do you need someone full time or is this something I could spend a few hours on here and there? I'm also relatively intelligent

[applelover]

jcw, part time