Bounty 1 BTC for a new Friend - All my friends are ReTards

[indicasteve]

I know the word 'retard' is not politically correct...but you never met my friends yet.

The only thing close to a programmer I know is my cousin who thinks 'programming' is hitting the shuffle button on his ipod.

I'm going crazy with all these maroons I must deal with everyday.  The only purpose they have for a computer is to check what drama their facecrack whores are up to.

I'm sick of it and am willing to pay for a friend who's not a reTard.

The friend I want should know something about anything.  Really...if you know something about anything, you may apply.  Even if you think you know something , you may still be eligible.

I'm specifically looking for someone who knows anything about python or who has ever been bitten by one cuz that would be cool too.

Please respond with your qualifications below or send an IM.

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[Zem]

This is very odd.

[NothinG]

[indicasteve]

@ zem: Sorry, you do not meet the minimum qualifications.  Thank you for your application.
@ NothingG: Sorry, you do not meet the minimum qualifications.  Thank you for your application.

[thisisgil]

Dude, your avatar is from second life and you're calling others retards???

Keep your 1 BTC. In fact, I'll pay you 5 BTC if I can be friends with your cousin. He sounds infinitely more interesting than you do.

[Weaver]

Dude, your avatar is from second life and you're calling others retards???

Keep your 1 BTC. In fact, I'll pay you 5 BTC if I can be friends with your cousin. He sounds infinitely more interesting than you do.

Pay me extra and I won't insult you like this fellow up here ^

[indicasteve]

[FAIL]

Dude, your avatar is from second life and you're calling others retards???

Keep your 1 BTC. In fact, I'll pay you 5 BTC if I can be friends with your cousin. He sounds infinitely more interesting than you do.

[/FAIL]

He's passed out on the sofa chair in my front porch...  wtf u want man?

[Swishercutter]

I know the word 'retard' is not politically correct...but you never met my friends yet.

The only thing close to a programmer I know is my cousin who thinks 'programming' is hitting the shuffle button on his ipod.

I'm going crazy with all these maroons I must deal with everyday.  The only purpose they have for a computer is to check what drama their facecrack whores are up to.

I'm sick of it and am willing to pay for a friend who's not a reTard.

The friend I want should know something about anything.  Really...if you know something about anything, you may apply.  Even if you think you know something , you may still be eligible.

I'm specifically looking for someone who knows anything about python or who has ever been bitten by one cuz that would be cool too.

Please respond with your qualifications below or send an IM.

Lol...my programming knowledge is limited to BASIC, Processing and 8086/88 Assembly but I can roll a Swisher while driving...in the dark...on icy roads (which does not prove I am not "tarded" too). 

[timmey]

my friendship proposal to indicasteve, python style:

Code: (friend.py)

friends = 0
while (friends < 1):
   print "\n#foreveralone.jpg\n#"
   knowledge = raw_input("#Do you know something about anything?\n>")
   if knowledge == "yes" : friends += 1

print "\n\nI made a friend! \('u')/"

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/7645/friendpy.jpg

<3 ? -> 1Eg4MnQoKjbvQLBW2h4LuE1R9q4ZYgkbLN

[indicasteve]

I know the word 'retard' is not politically correct...but you never met my friends yet.

The only thing close to a programmer I know is my cousin who thinks 'programming' is hitting the shuffle button on his ipod.

I'm going crazy with all these maroons I must deal with everyday.  The only purpose they have for a computer is to check what drama their facecrack whores are up to.

I'm sick of it and am willing to pay for a friend who's not a reTard.

The friend I want should know something about anything.  Really...if you know something about anything, you may apply.  Even if you think you know something , you may still be eligible.

I'm specifically looking for someone who knows anything about python or who has ever been bitten by one cuz that would be cool too.

Please respond with your qualifications below or send an IM.

Lol...my programming knowledge is limited to BASIC, Processing and 8086/88 Assembly but I can roll a Swisher while driving...in the dark...on icy roads (which does not prove I am not "tarded" too). 

We Have a contender!  Someone who can program a VIC-20!

I love BASIC myself...  GOSUB FTW!

However, rolling a 'Swisher' when you need it, while you need it, is a talent to be admired indeed.



 

[Swishercutter]

I know the word 'retard' is not politically correct...but you never met my friends yet.

The only thing close to a programmer I know is my cousin who thinks 'programming' is hitting the shuffle button on his ipod.

I'm going crazy with all these maroons I must deal with everyday.  The only purpose they have for a computer is to check what drama their facecrack whores are up to.

I'm sick of it and am willing to pay for a friend who's not a reTard.

The friend I want should know something about anything.  Really...if you know something about anything, you may apply.  Even if you think you know something , you may still be eligible.

I'm specifically looking for someone who knows anything about python or who has ever been bitten by one cuz that would be cool too.

Please respond with your qualifications below or send an IM.

Lol...my programming knowledge is limited to BASIC, Processing and 8086/88 Assembly but I can roll a Swisher while driving...in the dark...on icy roads (which does not prove I am not "tarded" too). 

We Have a contender!  Someone who can program a VIC-20!

I love BASIC myself...  GOSUB FTW!

However, rolling a 'Swisher' when you need it, while you need it, is a talent to be admired indeed.



 

http://www.emacinc.com/trainers/primer.htm

That was the thing I learned to program on in electronics in the 90's.  I guess its an 8085...its still in my shop.  Moved on to Arduino/Processing but I don't regret learning it.

[realnowhereman]

<lies>
I hold a Ph.D.

Unfortunately; I have another friend who has offered me 2 BTC to remain being his friend; and that he's willing to pay on an ongoing basis.  He says that my having a Ph.D makes him cleverer by proxy.

Maybe I should put myself on ebay and you two can duke it out?

Do you have a health plan?
</lies>

[timmey]

I love BASIC myself...  GOSUB FTW!

I thought you were looking for a python friend?

I'm specifically looking for someone who knows anything about python

Please don't ignore me. T__T

Can't we just all be friends?

[Swishercutter]

I love BASIC myself...  GOSUB FTW!

I thought you were looking for a python friend?

I'm specifically looking for someone who knows anything about python

Please don't ignore me. T__T

Can't we just all be friends?

Anyone who likes boobs and money is alright in my book.

[indicasteve]

Swish...thats cool stuff.  You can't learn anything like that where I'm at.  They have crappy Microsoft Training as a computer science course...it's pathetic to say the least.

This is a steel town.  We have a steel mill and if you don't work there, you don't make any money.

Any banks and corporations in town have all their head offices and IT departments based in Toronto...it's fucked...if you want to work here, you can't live here....You have to live in Toronto and they fly you here if they need you.

Anyway....I made this thread just for fun and to vent a bit...but the bounty is STILL open!

I'll check this thread again when I return from my nap under the bridge!

[Swishercutter]

Swish...thats cool stuff.  You can't learn anything like that where I'm at.  They have crappy Microsoft Training as a computer science course...it's pathetic to say the least.

This is a steel town.  We have a steel mill and if you don't work there, you don't make any money.

Any banks and corporations in town have all their head offices and IT departments based in Toronto...it's fucked...if you want to work here, you can't live here....You have to live in Toronto and they fly you here if they need you.

Anyway....I made this thread just for fun and to vent a bit...but the bounty is STILL open!

I'll check this thread again when I return from my nap under the bridge!

Can't learn it where I live anymore either...ended the electronics program here.  Was a 2 year EE Tech program (30hrs a week of lab/theory)...we even assembled the primer trainers (older through hole design).  Time to make new industry, push self teaching.  I'm building RepRap's...that's my contribution...well and promoting Bitcoin.

[timmey]

indicasteve:
Why do you ignore me? Did you even see my proposal? T_T

I can do microcontroller programming in C and assembly too!!1! I'm mostly working with AtmegaX and Infineon C16x tho.

[Swishercutter]

indicasteve:
Why do you ignore me? Did you even see my proposal? T_T

I can do microcontroller programming in C and assembly too! I'm mostly working with AtmegaX and Infineon C16x tho.

Don't feel bad...I didn't get the 1BTC either.  Plus you are probably a way better programmer.

[Nicolai Larsen]

I'm a multimedia designer. I can do anything.


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[BookLover]

How old are you indicasteve?  I wouldn't want to make friends with some old fogy.   Anyway jokes aside(really what age are you?), what are you looking for?  I can code somewhat in C# for games and applications but my favorite thing to code is AI.

[Raoul Duke]

You are way more retarded than any of your friends. And I see it by the fact that you WANT TO PAY for a new friend.


...that, and also because you play SL...

WTF 

[PatrickHarnett]

The Dilbert cartoon did this - the word was "frienditute".

I'll pass, but I do remember learning programming in the early  80's before being subjected to a fresh language each month at university.

I also know a bit about a lot, and sometimes a lot about a bit.

[Sh1337]

I can code full-visual games and anything in C++. I also know about programming malware in VB.NET (though very unstable) and I also know a little bit about web-programming, such as HTML. I am really young, but I'd like to be your friend! =D

PM me if I am the chosen applicant.

[tonto]

I own a boat, love to drink alcohol, and can get you women.

[Herbert]

Eh, thats weird. Paying for a friend? *shakes head*

[tonto]

Why is that weird?  people pay for escorts to just talk to them, even when they could have sex

[Raoul Duke]

Why is that weird?  people losers pay for escorts.

There, fixed it for you!

[bgminer]

Is this still open ?
I am a little familiar with python.
Also I play some different games.

[Sh1337]

Why is that weird?  people losers pay for escorts.

There, fixed it for you!

People who want to pay for warranted and violent sex are losers? Who doesn't love rough consensual sex? Not losers. Someone who doesn't wanna get wet is a loser.

[Mircea Popescu]

This seems like a rather silly and impractical way to make friends.

[TechJeeper]

Hey fellow Linden Resident!  I havn't logged into SL in a while, but my fiancee (whom I ment on SL) is a popular designer and is in-world alot.  My Avs name is Jeeper Belgar, add me if you want.